The Federal Democratic Republic of Rinadia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zhuvine Tekedu with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.866 billion Rinadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of beukorerineidiiyunu. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rinadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,852 trillion Ratsiis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,720 Ratsiis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Passengers often cause a stink on public transport, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Rinadia's national animal is the Garadai, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rinadia is ranked 265,844^th in the world and 4,790^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,208.88 Standard Monetary Units.