You can't beat Pablo if your work ain't selling Nicki Minaj
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 480thMost Influential: 1,008thMost Pacifist: 5,415th
The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.732 billion

LeaderNicki Minaj


The Empire of Capitista is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nicki Minaj with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.732 billion Capitistans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capitistan economy, worth 609 trillion capitas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,303 capitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, graffiti graces every city's streets, Nicki Minaj is famed for giving great back rubs, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitista's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Capitista is ranked 241,250th in the world and 11,808th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.6 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 480thMost Influential: 1,008thTop
Most Pacifist: 5,415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,304thNicest Citizens: 8,554thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,560thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,899thSafest: 9,905thBest Weather: 10,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,089thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,323rdMost Developed: 14,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,904thMost Inclusive: 15,020thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,152ndHighest Food Quality: 15,339thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,908thHealthiest Citizens: 16,242ndMost Devout: 17,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,858thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,140thSmartest Citizens: 19,683rdMost Cultured: 21,909thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,871stMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,660thLowest Crime Rates: 24,764thMost Efficient Economies: 24,826thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,091st
Most Influential: 289th in the regionMost Pacifist: 308th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 348th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 444th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 469th in the regionNicest Citizens: 496th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 514th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 523rd in the regionMost Devout: 540th in the regionSafest: 549th in the regionBest Weather: 557th in the regionMost Stationary: 665th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 695th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 735th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 785th in the regionMost Developed: 816th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 818th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 861st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 863rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 868th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 871st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 886th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 887th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,001st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,003rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,016th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,048th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,054th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,065th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,081st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,132nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,133rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,178th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,254th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,277th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,312th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 264 » Pallaith, Siwale, Yaorozu, Guer Aike, Xagill, The Rhein States, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Corfad, Shibutani, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Seenvorland, Loutsland, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, The Iron Lions, Merconitonitopia, Glurponia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Frances Francis the First of France, Valentine Z, Sunto, 1 very fast endotarter, Gnomewatchers, Votak Matim, Omnistria, Runeda, The Windmilluminati, Xentherida, Kranostav, New Lakemba, Malta Comino Gozo, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Orado, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Wilkshire, Maott, Khoik, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Former English Colony, Prydania, Seanat, and 214 others.Joodey, Simone Republic, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Xyrron, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Pasargad, The Jerichowan Country, Svenskskit, Ellbonnia, Steampunk Ariel, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Tyirza, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Capablanca, Tibus Heth, Wooleystan, Walter Jackson, Manticore utopia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Humptalumpta, French Bananastan, Unsophisticate, Panama Coalition, Cloydicia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Paradeavenlisian States, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Vesuva, Chukstik Illahi, AmManies, Necromonia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Renemaran, Advancia-Sizzletown, Vexilia, Karazan, Amogus Sussy, Eternal Dominion, Kwaj, ForestMythal, Lemonbiscuits, Laurendon, Just Vibin, Neo Colorado, Soviet Terran, The Teddy, Alcavia, Detrivania, Dicko, David Davidson, New Trisone, Konolas, Warnen, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Nikhilesh23, Pradovnia, Inspiratus, Ilisseia, Solcius, Lordelles, Perikuresu, Hellsinky, Aidiarnia, Veltvalen, Neopie, Ahssn, Finchin, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Verderiesdre, Fran Advar, Laxoimia, Chiho, Aeolist, Zecit, Tachycardia, Baja Calivada, Dreadton, Azzarel, Ayuzhhhhh, Andanavia, Arquan, A Salmon Named Harold, Altivia, Holy Marcus Empire, El Guajuila, Canineia, Brsil, Cinnibar, Cartures, Confederacy of North America, Laudesia, Sil Dorsett, Aeurithianar, Batatoland Empire, Joevala, Sojenre, Kastonvia, Q w e r t y, Amderlask, Chadinton, Destroedor, Arrivederci, AverageJoevlania, Intelbrazia, XD 2, Parpyduckland, Aenglaland, The Erie Doctrine, Federation Terra Australis, Pazair, Dakota Territories, Bongo Mountain, Wisconsota, KAP03land, Pinguioris, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Bornodia, DarThvadrville, Kandorith, The Arverni Lands, Landraya, Waystar Fujiwara International, Fanthonia, Bagojo, Singamadri, Regallio, Fengate, Hops and Malt, Myrenia, Buckerino, Hulldom, Asgardira, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Ardonii, Filibustra, Varisland, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Libertarianists States, Omicron Persei V111, Galbadiana, Prevaland, The Zheng Dynasty, Bardopia, Pinky Queen, Oannia, Banaus, Sakupolis, Piura, Zyvetskistaahn, Testnation223, Surb Clant, Miyasaka, Praestania, Heilhum Imperius, Ishtimbine, Sechiole, Communist Beijing Must be China, Scroplia, Alfenheim, Yamantau, Hopenadya, Misthas, Liberepublia, Antiyard, Individualist Catopia, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Cowbridge, Meadowfields, Neo Santos, The Austro Germanic Union, Selfgradatude, Riocht mor Daraen, Chipoli, Yokciq Empire, Guslantis, Ovekisu, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kurkmeistan, Davidianian, Austro-Bavarian States, Intion North, Radicaster, Innocentic, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, King Rainbow Cat, Alqaran, Greater Cesnica, Tsandonown, Idotistanistan, New Soges, Furballland in TNP, FurryFeet, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, Iukatia, New-Ferytland, Smithsonia, Antipodea and Allies, Choi Aeguka, Pen Blanityion, Exkosia, and Stud Hoy.