The Federal Republic of United States of Medford is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Tyson Kings with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and public floggings. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 2.619 billion Medfordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newice. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Medfordian economy, worth 494 trillion Medford Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,759 Medford Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, the government thinks Medfordians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and there are no more heroes any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Medford's national animal is the Medford, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church Of Medford.

United States of Medford is ranked 5,112^th in the world and 314^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 220.45 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.