The Glorious Empire of Democratic Republic of Magley is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Eskimo Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.508 billion Democratic Republic of Magleyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magleysburg. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Republic of Magleyian economy, worth 264 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,296 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Magley's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Eskimo Society.

Democratic Republic of Magley is ranked 87,076^th in the world and 1,435^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 177.75 cheeks per square mile.