Population | 22.113 billion |
Capital | PenguinPies City |
Leader | Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP |
Faith | PIE |
Currency | Oreo |
Animal | Hippo |
The GEQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.113 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The very strong PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,272 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 148,005 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to PenguinPies City to enjoy their national art, the police double as repo men, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, and the PBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is PIE.
PenguinPies is ranked 256,484th in the world and 4,720th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -171.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PenguinPies was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : PenguinPies was endorsed by The Suspicion of Dundea Loea.
- : PenguinPies was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Overname.
- : PenguinPies was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Tribe of Dan.
- : PenguinPies was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : PenguinPies was endorsed by The Republic of Muredok.
- : PenguinPies was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : PenguinPies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Food Quality, Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : PenguinPies was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Medjimurje.
- : PenguinPies was endorsed by The Protectorate of Khal Papax.
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