Desperate, but not helpless. Capitan Privatore
Most Scientifically Advanced: 42ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 109thSmartest Citizens: 235th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.49 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore


The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 17.49 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 7,904 trillion Privs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 451,963 Privs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

More money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Privatore is ranked 5,663rd in the world and 172nd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,146.82 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 42ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 109thSmartest Citizens: 235thLargest Agricultural Sector: 280thHighest Disposable Incomes: 282ndRudest Citizens: 294thMost Secular: 379thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 406thHighest Average Incomes: 582ndMost Rebellious Youth: 648thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 685thMost Cultured: 688thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 731stHighest Food Quality: 742ndMost Developed: 789thHealthiest Citizens: 791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 887thLongest Average Lifespans: 888thHighest Poor Incomes: 936thHighest Economic Output: 1,039thMost Inclusive: 1,256thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,448thLargest Governments: 1,501stMost Influential: 1,567thMost Efficient Economies: 1,583rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,152ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,735thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,301stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,463rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,183rdMost Stationary: 4,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,663rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,212thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,270thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,330thSafest: 6,785thMost Patriotic: 7,009thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,593rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,302ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,430thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,791stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,888thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,122ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,620thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,216thLargest Populations: 15,050thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,931stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,068thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,160thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,695th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 86th in the regionMost Stationary: 96th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 145th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 161st in the regionLargest Populations: 166th in the regionMost Patriotic: 167th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 172nd in the regionSafest: 224th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 246th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 258th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 316th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 335th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 337th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 489th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 525th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 686th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 772nd in the regionNudest: 870th in the regionLargest Black Market: 913th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 968th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,065th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Privatore endorsed The Republic of Dugrezke.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Privatore was endorsed by The Republic of Dugrezke.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 194 » Tsunamy, Darakin, Great Scapula, Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Curlyhoward, FreeFishers, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Solar System Scope, Kiasu-ism, Auphelia, Oxsania, Moreana, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, North Kanuckistan, Sedunn, Jehenna, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Rebel-topia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Yellunstryer, Beepee, Isokenzar, Xandev, USNE2018, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Nowa Europa, Changolandia, Amerion, PenguinPies, Drystar, Maeiland, Mapico, Oreo States, Bleakfoot, Gentea, Bawkie, Corgitopiaa, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, Anserisa, and 144 others.Abarri, Ralphburg, Pax Dracon, Noveos, The Worst army of, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Markla, Laamiva, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Myness, Myndia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Communist Darskaya Republic, Blondiesland, Treir, Truskawkoland, Holota, Kunderia, Shuckle Empire, Banglazstrogaria, Canmore, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Proctethia, Arvan Irawer, Bohenia, Westenhald, Enplatia, Uvalor, Oxyliteral, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Herbert Island, Doundaly, United States of Belvaria, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Aoz, New Sanet, Danily, Anatasha, Kiani, New Plant, Great Marsinia, Drew Durrnil, Skaladoria, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Freedoom, Yaravia, Indolos, Tyflugian, Photoplier, New Qafedemar, The naked people, GERMAN EMPIER, Virconea-Milatia, Noimosini, Malmsia, Gonrati, Flaksis, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Unojo, Ostavaria, Raidener, Andrendia, Cucutenium, A Place Somewhere, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, The Woragopiria, Respackjakenrhace, Chernaya Zvezda, Sou Avida, Eleuthelrium, Kantamaria, Makinius, Elora Nation, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Willing Mind, The republic of Konsa, Nori Natto, Villa Caruso, Venezia Pacifica, Flumenvallis, Berusturg, Donat Invadia, Linguiniland, Uunited Islands, Ipugao, Orizzia, Zataras, Aurcania, Bonobiana, Eastern Bahia, Albeville, Paganan, Goom Bay, Esterwood, Leighester, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, South Pernambuco, Martiland, Forbidden Territories, Leimarite Empire, New American Dictatorship, Bavaristan, Great Lothian, Brazilian impero2, The Island of Sorna, Nidon, Froshar, Avacquer, Auviantan Outh Islands, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Cilibia, New Crownea, Prokuror, Doge Land, Petea, TescoPepsi, Khal Papax, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Ariapolis01, Comfed, Allo Islan Knius, Antwerpen1, Eae, Eggraria, Shadeth, Merevane, and Dugrezke.