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Pasta isnt for Breakfast
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,294thMost Influential: 5,422ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,884th
The United Socialist States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Pai Land

Population932 million

CapitalJaho'ue
LeaderSupreme Leader Mr Troller

CurrencyPeso
AnimalMonkey

The United Socialist States of Pai Land is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Mr Troller with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 932 million Paians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaho'ue. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Paian economy, worth 60.3 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 64,744 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Supreme Leader Mr Troller's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pai Land's national animal is the Monkey.

Pai Land is ranked 46,842nd in the world and 1,311th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,654.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,294thMost Influential: 5,422ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,884thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,489thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,455thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,359thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,270thMost Secular: 26,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 26,431st
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 328th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 501st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 566th in the regionMost Influential: 569th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 585th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 652nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 660th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 841st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 863rd in the regionMost Secular: 878th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 909th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,009th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,145th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,156th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1,171st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,251st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pai Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Land, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Pai Land was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Dupanda.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Land, the government violently suppresses separatist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Land, troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Land, Supreme Leader Mr Troller's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Land, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Land, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Pai Land was endorsed by The Allied States of Driodal.
  • : Pai Land voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".

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