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Largest Black Market: 116thHighest Economic Output: 477thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 730th
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Black Ivars

Population37.694 billion

LeaderMethuselah Ţepeș

Currencyblood barrel

The Vampire Syndicate of Black Ivars is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Methuselah Ţepeș with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.694 billion Nosferatus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypt. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient undead economy, worth an astonishing 11,110 trillion blood barrels a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 294,765 blood barrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

School children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black Ivars's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is necromancy.

Black Ivars is ranked 180,128th in the world and 9,043rd in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.66 crimes per hour.

Largest Black Market: 116thHighest Economic Output: 477thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 730thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 757thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,017thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,092ndLargest Populations: 1,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,171stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,468thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,637thLargest Mining Sector: 2,216thMost Influential: 2,259thHighest Average Incomes: 2,421stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,489thLargest Retail Industry: 2,530thMost Avoided: 2,595thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,231stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,386thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,736thMost Efficient Economies: 3,781stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,147thMost Patriotic: 5,645thLargest Governments: 6,649thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,698thRudest Citizens: 7,085thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,495thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,786thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,905thSmartest Citizens: 9,204thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,907thMost Stationary: 11,309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,289thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,794thTop
Most Secular: 18,075thMost Developed: 20,995th
Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionMost Avoided: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 115th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 141st in the regionLargest Governments: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 188th in the regionMost Stationary: 190th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 220th in the regionRudest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 242nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 266th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 275th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 337th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 407th in the regionMost Secular: 547th in the regionMost Developed: 612th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 723rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 841st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,110th in the region

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