The The Nation of Nekoatsumelandia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Logan Mikhael with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 847 million Nekoatsumenesses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Quatorze de Novembro. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nekoatsumelandiano economy, worth 28.1 trillion Catspacias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,223 Catspacias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and Logan Mikhael has just been declared ruler of Nekoatsumelandia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nekoatsumelandia's national animal is the cats and kitties, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nekoatsumelandia is ranked 108,394^th in the world and 3,822^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,484.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.