The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 34.731 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,342 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,610 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 1,328^th in the world and 32^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 159.85 law-abiding acts per hour.