Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face
Least Corrupt Governments: 50thSafest: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 336th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights
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Population30.584 billion

LeaderThe Doral


The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 30.584 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,178 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,327 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, Emitonian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 7,920th in the world and 233rd in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.14 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 50thSafest: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 336thHealthiest Citizens: 402ndMost Developed: 525thMost Advanced Public Transport: 556thMost Stationary: 568thLongest Average Lifespans: 583rdHighest Food Quality: 1,071stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,098thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,160thMost Secular: 1,228thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,426thMost Cultured: 1,574thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,767thSmartest Citizens: 1,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,035thLowest Crime Rates: 2,118thMost Inclusive: 2,139thMost Influential: 2,177thHighest Economic Output: 2,359thTop
Largest Populations: 2,902ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,982ndBest Weather: 3,022ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,236thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,741stLargest Governments: 4,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,229thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,576thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,731stMost Efficient Economies: 7,920thLargest Mining Sector: 8,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,090thHighest Average Incomes: 11,292ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 17,070thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,703rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,999thMost Patriotic: 25,686th
Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 38th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionBest Weather: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 134th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 141st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 167th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 223rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 226th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 233rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 301st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 307th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 349th in the regionMost Patriotic: 570th in the regionNudest: 581st in the regionNicest Citizens: 613th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 691st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 720th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 771st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,095th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emiton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, Emitonian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The Democratic States of Lile Ulie Islands.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The Le Tercere Republice Federal of Taigama.
  • : Emiton was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Dupanda.
  • : Emiton was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Emiton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
  • : Following new legislation in Emiton, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 141 » Fudgetopia, Soem, Curlyhoward, Darakin, Tsunamy, Kiasu-ism, Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, FreeFishers, The Solar System Scope, GI-Land, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Sedunn, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Moreana, North Kanuckistan, Beepee, USNE2018, Isokenzar, Rebel-topia, Auphelia, Herbert Island, Wehraboos, Changolandia, Nowa Europa, Maeiland, Amerion, PenguinPies, Land Without Shrimp, Drystar, Mapico, Bear Connors Paradiso, Abarri, Bleakfoot, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Holy Free, Marinho Islands, Markla, Shefino, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, and 91 others.Myness, Midand, Andinla, Concrete Slab, Myndia, Tepertopia, Phanama, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Yellunstryer, Blondiesland, Myhomecountry, Treir, Holota, Truskawkoland, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, Proctethia, NIGHTRAY, Westenhald, Western Fardelshufflestein, Doundaly, Bawkie, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, New Sanet, Danily, Anatasha, Drew Durrnil, Wildweststan, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Yaravia, Noimosini, Shuckle Empire, Tyflugian, The naked people, Malmsia, Gonrati, Andrendia, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, Arscanesia, The Haughtherlands, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, Stephastan, Drvonia, Chernaya Zvezda, Sou Avida, Eleuthelrium, Makinius, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Willing Mind, Skaladoria, Donat Invadia, Mavenu, Ipugao, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Eastern Bahia, Esterwood, Leighester, North Pernambuco, Bavaristan, South Pernambuco, Oppalli, Leimarite Empire, Martiland, New American Dictatorship, Goom Bay, Great Lothian, Froshar, Greneria, Prairiegrass, The republic of Konsa, TescoPepsi, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, ARIAPOLIS01, Shoinkwishima, Antwerpen1, Eae, Shadeth, LadyRebels, Driodal, Dupanda, Taigama, and Lile Ulie Islands.