The Republic of Emiton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Doral with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 30.584 billion Nevians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevia. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Emitonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,178 trillion jockoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,327 jockoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, Emitonian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiton's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emiton is ranked 7,920^th in the world and 233^rd in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.14 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.