The Republic of Geekvia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marmar with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 7.916 billion Geekvians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robespierre. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Geekvian economy, worth 732 trillion dollaridoos a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,514 dollaridoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geekvia's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Geekvia is ranked 257,789^th in the world and 12,165^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -153.42 on the Hayek Index.