The Republic of The Akian Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jay Akeeo with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.626 billion Akeeanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keyani City. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Akeeanese economy, worth 316 trillion Kees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,367 Kees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Kee treacle machine, the World Republic Games have been won again by The Akian Islands as no other country cares enough to compete, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Akian Islands's national animal is the Akee Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Akian Islands is ranked 231,120^th in the world and 11,303^rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -16.67 on the Hayek Index.