The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalon Nouveau is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Cornelius Fortesque with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.865 billion Avalon Nouveauans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port du Roi. The average income tax rate is 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Avalon Nouveauan economy, worth a remarkable 4,274 trillion florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 171,920 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalon Nouveau's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unified Christianity.

Avalon Nouveau is ranked 259,509^th in the world and 12,331^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -175.45 on the Hayek Index.