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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

Or you could just enjoy a glass of wine and go to bed early.

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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 78 nations, the 229th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Soda Pop Sector in The Bar on the corner of every region

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 2,414th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

1.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
2.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
3.The Aaaaaaargh of HrrrrrrrgAnarchy“Ayo, we made it!”
4.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsCapitalizt“The car won't start!”
5.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeAnarchy“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
6.The Never-Ending Holo-Story of NeobeamCapitalist Paradise“Like the past, we just won’t die.”
7.The City-State of LevalloisCapitalizt“Et j'ai un témoin qui peut le prouver!”
8.The Blue Corporation of Corporation CorpCapitalist Paradise“All for the corporation”
9.The Telegrams need to go to RO's of New JermanyCapitalist Paradise“Please send telegrams to Regional Officers instead”
10.The 12% Proof Protectorate of DrunkndisorderlyCapitalizt“Sommelier at your Service”
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The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Prussian Baltic wrote:Knock Knock.
Barkeep, I'll have a bottle of schnapps and 2 chops of pork.
Oh, and don't forget baked potatoes.

Here you go--one Redneck Special, as requested. I even brought you a straw for the bottle.

The Integrated SIVA states of Puppet Tyranacility

Mindon wrote:You don't know that. That explosion could have been caused by anyone!


*switches stations*

Radio: So call 1-800-555-245 to use the secret hotline that is-

*switches stations*

Radio: We know where you live, and our-

*switches station*

Radio: Alien Invasion on the coast of-

*switches station*

Lot of stuff on the radio.

*Radio turns back on*
Aliens seems to be descending from the sky--
Ah ****

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

The weekend poetry contest has begun! The Plague Docterr will be judging.

The Plague Docterr wrote:Ok then... criteria is a peon about this bar and it has to go aabaccabca

The People's Republic of Soviet Women Soldiers

Hello good day.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Puppet Tyranacility wrote:Aliens seems to be descending from the sky--
Ah ****

Well, of course. Where else would they come from?--Mexico?

The Empire of Goblin 104

Brocklandia wrote:Welcome to the Bar, Sexy-Cheerleaders. Sit wherever you like. Menus are on the tables, drink specials are posted over the main bar, and the line for the stomach pumps starts to your left. I advise against the dinner special, though, because of the annoying rumor that it's made with slightly spoiled Goblin 104 meat.

The goblin will be turning in his "grave" hearing this, which won't be good for the stomach he ends up, be his meat spoilt or not.

(By guys! : )

The Protectorate of The Plague Docterr

Soviet Women Soldiers wrote:Hello good day.

Hey I thought I should tell ya this, there’s people in KAISERREICH who are trying to off you, keep a heads up about who’s trying to get close to ya

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

The Plague Docterr wrote:Hey I thought I should tell ya this, there’s people in KAISERREICH who are trying to off you

Typical weekend, eh?

Goblin 104 wrote:(By guys! : )

Have fun among the chicken overlords!

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has begun! The Plague Docterr will be judging.

The Plague Docterr wrote:
Ok then... criteria is a peon about this bar and it has to go aabaccabca

*Ahem!* Presenting, a poem of sorts.

Oh, look!--It's a poem-a.
It has a rhyme schema.
Might be about the Bar,
But that a real stretch-a.
Sure, the Bar's a great place;
The drinks melt off your face.
(Insert the next line-a.)
This Bar sure goes far
On stomach pump grace,
Long as you're a surviv'a.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

The Protectorate of The Plague Docterr

Brocklandia wrote:*Ahem!* Presenting, a poem of sorts.

Oh, look!--It's a poem-a.
It has a rhyme schema.
Might be about the Bar,
But that a real stretch-a.
Sure, the Bar's a great place;
The drinks melt off your face.
(Insert the next line-a.)
This Bar sure goes far
On stomach pump grace,
Long as you're a surviv'a.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

Honestly, I doubted that someone would actually respond to the poem because of how long it is
Nice job for being the only one here who always makes a poem no matter what

Brocklandia wrote:Typical Weekend, Eh?

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