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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

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The embassy with Vault Tec is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 92 nations, the 152nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 6,918th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

1.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
2.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
3.The Mitey Feefdum of Incompetent StatesCorporate Police State“That's the Incompetent Way!™”
4.The Remnant Flight Colony of Woods Is BackNew York Times Democracy“Well, These Things Happen | Á Résultat Final”
5.The Mysterious smuggler of WakilistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kessel run? Pshh I did that under 12 parsecs once.”
6.The Japanese Empire of New ConnectiFather Knows Best State“Banzai!”
7.The Federation of Corporation CorpCapitalizt“All for the corporation”
8.The People's Republic of Otto von BiamarckCivil Rights Lovefest“When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.”
9.The Past and Present of Gretten DameDemocratic Socialists“We must Respect our Past or we may never see our Future”
10.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeAnarchy“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
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Regional Poll • RMB Deep-Dive #15, "Rebuild that wall!"

The Unfathomable Depths of Lake of Fur wrote:The structure of the Bar has taken its share of hits, always bouncing back, being repaired or simply regenerating. Which of the following posts is NOT part of the Bar's lore? As always, bonus points for listing the patrons being quoted. Find the answers in the RMB history,

Voting opened 8 hours ago and will close . Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

Last poll: “ RMB Deep-Dive #14, "For Here or To Go?" ”

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The Republic of Killerian

Anacin wrote:A Dart board appears on the wall

Ooo, I like darts.

InsaneMinds wrote:(OH HOLY MOLY!!! Are you a mindreader or what!? o_0 How did you know!? Im scared know... >_<)

* takes the shape of the man that is shown on the music videos of Alan Walker *

Be wary. A mindreader would never outright admit it.

The Muffin Critics of Bearistotle and Hebert

Seltzer Boy wrote:*Winks at the pair whimsically*

I'll see what I can do.

*The young man hobbles off to make hot cocoa, whip some cream and shave the chocolate moose*

Why is he hobbled?

The Kingdom of PrincessSnowWhiteRoseRed

We would like hot cocoa with whipped cream and chocolate shavings, too.

The Unfathomable Depths of Lake of Fur

Bearistotle and Hebert wrote:Why is he hobbled?

He was purchased from gypsies, they come that way stock.

PrincessSnowWhiteRoseRed wrote:We would like hot cocoa with whipped cream and chocolate shavings, too.

We've got someone on the case.

The Not a Russian spy of Harteath

PrincessSnowWhiteRoseRed wrote:We would like hot cocoa with whipped cream and chocolate shavings, too.

Hey, I'll jump on this bandwagon as well. About time I tried eating anything aside from unattended coasters and the occasional spoon or two.

The Soda Siphon Slaves of Seltzer Boy

Bearistotle and Hebert wrote:Why is he hobbled?

*Hobbles back with hot cocoa topped with whipped cream and pencil chocolate shavings*

Two hot chocolates.

*Sets them on the table and hobbles over to...*

PrincessSnowWhiteRoseRed wrote:We would like hot cocoa with whipped cream and chocolate shavings, too.

*Sets a hot drink in front of the princess*

Here, you can have mine. I hardly touched it, just a lick of the cream, hee-hee.

The Unfathomable Depths of Lake of Fur

Harteath wrote:Hey, I'll jump on this bandwagon as well.

I'll see to it.

The Soda Siphon Slaves of Seltzer Boy

Harteath wrote:Hey, I'll jump on this bandwagon as well. About time I tried eating anything aside from unattended coasters and the occasional spoon or two.

Oh dear, I'll have to make more.

Just be a tic.

*Hobbles back to the kitchen*

The Kingdom of PrincessSnowWhiteRoseRed

Lake of Fur wrote:He was purchased from gypsies, they come that way stock.We've got someone on the case.

Do you know how I might get in touch with these gypsies? I could use some good servants....

Seltzer Boy wrote:*Hobbles back with hot cocoa topped with whipped cream and pencil chocolate shavings*

Two hot chocolates.

*Sets them on the table and hobbles over to...*
*Sets a hot drink in front of the princess*

Here, you can have mine. I hardly touched it, just a lick of the cream, hee-hee.

How dare you?! Take it away! Take it away! There is saliva upon the cream!!!!!!

Where's that nice Sir Salamander who helped me yesterday!?
Stamps feet in violent outrage.

The Unfathomable Depths of Lake of Fur

PrincessSnowWhiteRoseRed wrote:Do you know how I might get in touch with these gypsies? I could use some good servants....

I doubt they'd be interested in servitude.

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