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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 84 nations, the 239th most in the world.

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The Healthiest Citizens in The Bar on the corner of every region

A measure of the general physical health of citizens in each nation.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 7,213th in the world for Healthiest Citizens.

1.The Democratic States of AquanellScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Without freedom, we are nothing.”
2.The Mafia State of The FilippinasLeft-Leaning College State“HELLO, READER!”
3.The Scientific States of MindonFather Knows Best State“For Science!”
4.The United Futurist Combines of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
5.The Imperium of AderramaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Libertas potestas est”
6.The Forested Area of The Last Abode of PandoDemocratic Socialists“Trees Are Better Than People”
7.The All consuming platform of YouTube IncInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We don't want happy people, we want m o n e y”
8.The Commonwealth of Ducking Auto CucumbersInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Curse you, auto erect!”
9.The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la MorrelaDemocratic Socialists“No. No.”
10.The Who are you of Maple Hockey CanadiaPsychotic Dictatorship“I am not America, eh!”
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The Fiefdom of Father Eagle

YouTube Inc wrote:Holy crap there's a breathable atmosphere out there?

I assumed all the doors led back out to other regions filled with whatever nonsense goes on in "real" regions. Or vidcon, I know that's out there.

Well, the sky above the bar is my region. So technically I own the sky.

The Musical Empire of CSharpa

Brocklandia wrote:Nigeria. That's the native habitat of most Nigerian princes.

I'm gonna bring you to Brazil.

So I can find those Nigerian Princes in here

The Autonomous Militaristic Zone of Armed Forces Of Acara Shura

Brocklandia wrote:Rebels in the jungles of south Brocklandia have been a persistent and vexing problem to our benevolent administration. After much brainstorming, our military advisors have hit upon an innovative strategy that we expect to deal with these pesky insurgents, once and for all. That strategy is ... carpet bombing.

We will begin by dropping rolls of indoor/outdoor carpet on the rebel enclaves. This carpet is both practical and functional. As the campaign escalates, we expect to begin bombing the more recalcitrant rebels with rolls of shag carpeting, in fashionable retro '70s colors and varying pile heights.

We in Brocklandia know we cannot hit every rebel with a roll of carpet. Heck, if we could hit them all, conventional explosive bombs would just as effective. But carpet bombing offers an additional advantage: aesthetic warfare. For those rebels not hit by rolls of falling carpet, our hope is that their spouses (or equivalents) will embrace the newly dropped carpets. We expect that the spouses will soon have the rebels far too busy repainting the living room to match the new carpeting or taking a second job to pay for that new dining room set. Soon, the rebels will find themselves caught up in an escalating neighborhood competition of "keeping up with the Joneses," rendering them unable to spend any free time on hostile actions. The result will be a decrease in rebel activity, a surge in real estate values and property tax revenues, and a much-needed boost to the home furnishings industry. Our Ministry of Interior Decorating considers this a win/win strategy.

Do you have a similarly innovative strategies for dealing with pesky rebels? Let's hear it!

We use a group of oartizans to rush, they will pop their heads and weapons up to shoot, then sniper just pick 'em. Or they get carpet bombed to crap OR the partizans shoot 'em.


The Musical Empire of CSharpa

Armed Forces Of Acara Shura wrote:We use a group of oartizans to rush, they will pop their heads and weapons up to shoot, then sniper just pick 'em. Or they get carpet bombed to crap OR the partizans shoot 'em.


finishes off the armed forces by bombing them with a lotta carpets

Surely they can't get through that...

The United Peoples of The Georgeian Empire

YouTube Inc wrote:Holy crap there's a breathable atmosphere out there?

I assumed all the doors led back out to other regions filled with whatever nonsense goes on in "real" regions. Or vidcon, I know that's out there.

I would question if you don't use the front door as a portal, but they don't seem to have replaced it.
Waves hand in air
Brocklandia, a scotch, please.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

The Georgeian Empire wrote:Brocklandia, a scotch, please.

One Scotch, as requested. His name's Donegal, and he prefers to be called a Scot instead of Scotch. But other than that, I'm betting you two will be real happy together.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia


But we can climb mountains if we're carrying any other kind of sign, right? Okay, everyone, prepare the burning bushes and the effigies of human genitalia! The mountain-climbing outing starts in fifteen minutes.

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CSharpa wrote:I'm gonna bring you to Brazil.
So I can find those Nigerian Princes in here

That's kind of like looking for apples in an orange grove.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Plant Monster in a Pot wrote:Stop being right all the time god it's making me shed

But being right all the time is my job. Don't challenge me on this--you know I'm right.

Plant Monster in a Pot wrote:I'm not really a dog, but I feel sad...
Like weak animal sad...

When they make a "for your generous donation of just $19 a month" commercial about you, then you'll know you've got the "weak animal sad" routine mastered.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Father Eagle wrote:Well, the sky above the bar is my region. So technically I own the sky.

Good luck enforcing that claim.

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