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Highest Crime Rates: 223rd Rudest Citizens: 297th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 364th+19
Most Nations: 390th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 396th Most Armed: 411th Most Avoided: 443rd Most Rebellious Youth: 549th Fattest Citizens: 597th Most Valuable International Artwork: 742nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 826th Highest Disposable Incomes: 862nd Largest Retail Industry: 1,027th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,029th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,414th Nudest: 1,451st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,532nd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,589th Largest Black Market: 1,605th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,671st Highest Average Incomes: 2,679th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,733rd
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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

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The embassy with Ardenia is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Construction of embassies with Modorra has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Southern Equatorial Council has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Sol Aeternalis has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with The Reapers Coffee Shop has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with New Ardenia has commenced. Completion expected .

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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 71 nations, the 390th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Gambling Industry in The Bar on the corner of every region

The World Census tailed known underworld figures in order to determine which nations have the largest gambling industries.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 1,029th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

1.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
2.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsAnarchy“The car won't start!”
3.The Vermin Guild of RatfinkAnarchy“Strays I find in it, wounds I bind in it.”
4.The Kingdom of ZekoFather Knows Best State“Zeko Above All!”
5.The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie RebornCompulsory Consumerist State“...than Serve in Heaven”
6.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
7.The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed LongspurMoralistic Democracy“Free Bird ,Eat Seeds ,Clear Skys ,Fly High”
8.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeCorporate Bordello“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
9.The Rose Aficionados of Garden UnicornsCompulsory Consumerist State“Don't Count Your Boobies Until They're Hatched”
10.The Eyes Wide Shut of Dangerous LiaisonsAnarchy“Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?”
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Last poll: “Where in the world has Brocklandia been for the last week?”

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The Fluffy Feline Federation of Feline Masters

Brocklandia wrote:With all the zombie life forms romping about this place, "lives" is always such a questionable concept.

Mew, whatever

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Feline Masters wrote:Mew, whatever

If you were to use up all your lives, would you come back at the end as nine zombie-cats? Or do your lives come back as zombies one at a time, as you lose them?

The Fluffy Feline Federation of Feline Masters

Meow, me gustan mucho los quesos italianos, usted tienen algos quesos para mi? Quisiera un poco de mozzarella, por favor. Con pan. Jaja, no, estoy bromeando, sin pan por supuesto. Un poco de mozzarella para mi amigo Ratfink también por favor. Y me encantaría un poco de leche de cabra también, por supuesto.

¡Muchas gracias!

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Feline Masters wrote:Meow, me gustan mucho los quesos italianos, usted tienen algos quesos para mi? Quisiera un poco de mozzarella, por favor. Con pan. Jaja, no, estoy bromeando, sin pan por supuesto. Un poco de mozzarella para mi amigo Ratfink también por favor. Y me encantaría un poco de leche de cabra también, por supuesto.
¡Muchas gracias!

One goat milk, and two mozzarella wedges, as requested.

The T-Virus infection of Zombie Dog

*The dog scares away The road crew*

The Herd of Zombie Goats

*The goats carry away Tercania islands*

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

*The zombies dispose of Anti-sobers*

The Fluffy Feline Federation of Feline Masters

Brocklandia wrote:One goat milk, and two mozzarella wedges, as requested.


*she starts drinking the milk and drops one of the mozzarella wedges on the floor for Ratfink*

The Region of Absolnia

Why are there so many zombies here?

The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie Reborn

Absolnia wrote:Why are there so many zombies here?

Where else should they be?

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