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Topic: Breaking News
By: The United Australian States

The region of Enadia has extremely low crime rates, and citizens rarely break Enadia’s laws. Because of this, the judicial system of Enadia has had to preside over but a few cases over its short existence. The Court has recorded only three rulings to date, one of which will be examined today. Earlier this year, Enadia had a merger with the Auctoritan Commonwealth, which is now under the direct control and protection of Enadia, and is under the jurisdiction of the Enadian Government and regional rule of law. The Auctoritan Commonwealth was raided by the nation Boroth, and significant evidence pointed to the nation’s guilt. Under various articles of the Definition of Crime & the Process of Amendment Bill, Boroth was convicted of breaking 8 sections of the bill, including high treason. This trial, which took place on August 10, sparked the first time in months that the High Court held a trial and a defendant was prosecuted under Enadian law.

The Editor-in-Chief of The Enadian Morning Post will interview Enadia’s High Court Justice, Royaume de Valois France MBA, in order to uncover what the role of the High Court Justice and how this institution preserves and interprets the laws of the Enadian Union.

Topic: Food/Culture
By: The United Australian States

Enadia - August 7. The Enadian citizen The Ghost Dragons created a new project called A Holiday Cookbook. This endeavor was created as a way to share and record the holiday recipes of Enadian citizens and fellow NationStates players. Enadia alone includes a diverse variety of nations with members from around the globe, and this cookbook was created to enjoy and share the culture found in food and cooking. The idea behind this project is to compile a list of recipes that people enjoy, and they can be anything from simple dishes to holiday favorites. At the deadline of October 31, all submissions will be compiled into a cookbook that showcases the wonderful tastes and culinary talent of Enadians and NationStates players alike. A link to the project’s dispatch with contact, submission, and deadline information can be found here.

Projects such as A Holiday Cookbook are a staple in Enadia, which is a region that focuses on creating fun projects to foster a welcoming community in the region and around NationStates. The Ghost Dragons made it clear to the Editor-in-Chief of The Enadian Morning Post that this project is open to other regions, so if you are interested in sharing your favorite recipe, please read the directions provided in the project dispatch and enjoy!

Topic: Economics
By: Morelm

In conclusion, the equation for GDP is the following formula:

GDP=Consumption+Investment+Government Expenditure + (Exports - Imports)

What is the GDP of a country whose consumers spend $50 million on buying products, businesses invest $23 million building factories and other buildings, whose government spends $9 million on welfare education etc and who exports $3 million and imports $7 million?

The answer to this question will be answered in the next edition of the Enadian Morning Post!

Issue Two
Topic: Opinion
By: La Republique Louisianaise

A little birdie recently told me I should explain the backstory behind this column’s title and what this column will be about. I hope to accomplish that in this issue.

If you haven’t guessed from my name already, I am from the U.S. state of Louisiana. I grew up in the northwest corner of the state, but now study French and Politics closer to New Orleans, and the experiences I’ve had have taught me to love my home better, this living gumbo of different cultures within the larger melting pot that is America.

As for the name of the column, Under the Cypresses, I will start by saying that Bald Cypresses are a mainstay here in Louisiana and anywhere else that’s swampy in the Southeastern United States. To me, the name evokes a slow boat ride down a bayou, or peaceful mornings on the porch talking about life as the sun rises over the lake. That’s what I want this to be overall, a chance for you to enjoy the slower, more casual side of life with me. This column is my front porch, and you, the reader, are my guest, spending a short time with me every time this paper is.

There are some disclaimers I feel I should probably make. One, I may be nowhere near a cypress when I write these. I may be under the famed oaks of my university’s campus. Two, it may not always be a peaceful morning in the swamp either. I may be in the bookstore wondering why that one textbook I’ll never use is so expensive, or at the coffee shop questioning my life choices.

But wherever I’m at, I know there is always this. My escape of sorts. The front porch at my cabin under the cypresses.

Issue One
Topic: Role Play An insider's view into Enadia's dynamic and exciting role play.
By: South Bengal

Enadian Role Play - Season Two

Last we left on a fateful September morning, alas the day was 11th of September 2001. A warm morning in New York city, people going to work, children reaching their schools, stock market roaring after a strong European rally, and then it all went down.

𝟾:𝟺𝟻 𝙰𝙼, 𝙻𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚗, 𝙽𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛

The first plane hits the New York World Trade Center. Mass panic ensues and all aircrafts are ordered to land at nearby airports and the airspace is ordered to go quite all around New York.

𝟿:𝟶𝟹 𝙰𝙼, 𝙻𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚗, 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛

A second plane appears and crashes near the 60th floor of the South Tower. This time the collapse is near instant as the building collapses under the heat of burning jet fuel.

𝟿:𝟺𝟻 𝙰𝙼, 𝚆𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝙳𝙲, 𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚘𝚗

As New York burns, a third plane attacks the Pentagon in Washington. This sends a frenzy all across the United States, instantly all airspace above Ontario is sealed to prevent anymore of such attacks.

Little did the world know, this was the beginning.

September 12

It wasn't just an attack on the United States, it was a declaration of war on the West.

𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚜, 𝚅𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚊
𝚂𝚊𝚘 𝙱𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝙿𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎, 𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚘𝚗
𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊 𝚃𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛, 𝙱𝚞𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚜 𝙰𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚜

The same heinous acts were carried over these monuments as well. This was to symbolise the destruction of Austrian and Portuguese culture and a break to Argentinian resurgence.

September 13

As if these events were not enough, the terrorists detonated bombs in Fukushima Daiichi Powerplant in Cydonia which resulted in a near meltdown of the reactor but was prevented by the heroic efforts of Japanese scientists and engineers.

Similar gas attacks were carried out in Cheshire as well, destroying the TD Canada Trust Tower. In the Roma Union, the Edificio Italia was destroyed in Palmyra as well.

War in Afghanistan

In the aftermath of the terror attacks, the war began, a war in Afghanistan to remove the Al Qaeda cells in the country and get rid of public enemy number one: Osama bin Laden.

Major attacks were launched by the United States, New South Wales, Aexodius, Jaeji and Austria over Afghanistan. This was followed by bombing of several terrorist camps deep in the Hindu-Kush mountains, followed by a rapid invasion of the country by ISAF (International Security Assistance Force) and STRIKE (Strategic Tactical Response for International Key Emergencies).

Austria filled her Tarawa class LHA Battleships with 20,000 marines each. These ships were designed to carry only 1,700 marines a-piece. The Austrian fighters were packed on the ship like sardines. The marines were emaciated and cannibalistic, and food supplies ran out on the second day. INTRODUCING: Marines, Sardines. Horror movie of the decade. A lone Captain must rescue his ship from the hoards of starving marines.

It is my immense pleasure to present to you the second issue of The Enadian Morning Post. This issue includes the most recent happenings of our region, our talented columnists, interviewers, citizens and businesses with their advertisements. We hope to showcase the wonderful things happening in Enadia every other week for you to enjoy. Future issues will include updates on our inter-regional network that we have constructed, which will include updates from regions in our embassy network and across NationStates. For now, just relax, take a breather, and enjoy hearing about the latest events and happenings that Enadia has to offer.

Thank you for reading and stay well.
Signed,

The United Australian States

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Parliament By-Election Two candidates have registered for Enadia's parliamentary By-Election. This election will hold place on Friday, August 14. If you are an Enadian citizen with questions about registering as a candidate or the election process, please contact Enadia's Electoral Commissioner on the Region's discord.

Regional Magistrate Election: Two candidates have registered for Enadia's Magistrate position. The results are being tallied and will be presented to the Enadian public very soon!

Interested in featuring your important announcements, advertisements or notices on The Enadian Morning Post? Simply contact any member of our staff or join our discord to get more information. We at The Enadian Morning Post are thrilled to showcase all regional happenings and the talent in our region. Stories and article submissions are accepted by private residents and citizens through our discord. Please contact the Editor-in-Chief The United Australian States for more information.