The Office of Afro Founder is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 15.439 billion Africans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Afro Founderian economy, worth 559 trillion Afroes a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,233 Afroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afro Founder's national animal is the African Fish Eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Afro Founder is ranked 192,692^nd in the world and 46^th in Africa for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.31 on the Bus Surprisal Index.