The Socialist Republic of Zambique is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade President Timoteo Machava with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.053 billion Zambicans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maputo. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zambican economy, worth a remarkable 3,940 trillion Meticals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,662 Meticals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, prisons in Zambique are the summer homes of murderers, the economy is booming loud enough to drown out the cries of its digital labour, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zambique's national animal is the Nyala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zambique is ranked 4,263^rd in the world and 6^th in Africa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,909.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.