The United States of Americanorum is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Donald J Trump with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.272 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 113 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 89,424 United States Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Americans like vultures, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, the travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Americanorum's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Americanorum is ranked 66,738^th in the world and 52^nd in Africa for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.