The Kenzoan Empire of Keneland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wolf Kenechukwu Christian Nwabufo Jr | with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.082 billion Kenzoians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New 'K city. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kenzoan economy, worth 289 trillion ₭ Koins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,879 ₭ Koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Keneland, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and Roman Catholic Christianity and Vakism has been named as Keneland's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keneland's national animal is the Painted Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity and Vakism.

Keneland is ranked 49,063^rd in the world and 38^th in Africa for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.