The Protectorate of Lin-Tien is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 342 million Huá enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The strong Huá economy, worth 20.7 trillion yuan a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 60,632 yuan, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Blue bloods are welcome in Lin-Tien, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Lin-Tien's national animal is the pheasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lin-Tien is ranked 210,768^th in the world and 90^th in Africa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 279.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.