The People's Republic of CoffeeLovers is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Chief Barista with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.684 billion Liberated Proletariats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient CoffeeLoversian economy, worth 830 trillion Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,289 Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, not all rivers run to the sea, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, and people with dyslexia are told to tough through it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CoffeeLovers's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Caffeine Orthodoxy.

CoffeeLovers is ranked 15,874^th in the world and 9^th in Africa for Highest Average Incomes, with 177,289.56 Standard Monetary Units.