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Best Weather: 3,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,978thMost Stationary: 4,167th
The Doo Doo Diddly Wop of
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Superb
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Frightening
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Drunkndisorderly

Population22.402 billion

CurrencyCork
AnimalHoney badger who dont care

The Doo Doo Diddly Wop of Drunkndisorderly is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 22.402 billion Drunkndisorderlyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government prioritizes Environment, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkndisorderlyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,143 trillion Corks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 140,307 Corks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 399,996 per year while the poor average 39,245, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, the youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture, and future leaders of Drunkndisorderly regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drunkndisorderly's national animal is the Honey badger who dont care, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drunkndisorderly is ranked 4,772nd in the world and 1st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,443.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Best Weather: 3,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,978thMost Stationary: 4,167thMost Influential: 4,620thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,772ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,977thHighest Crime Rates: 5,247thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,375thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,691stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,947thHighest Economic Output: 9,098thLargest Retail Industry: 10,425thRudest Citizens: 12,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,005thHighest Food Quality: 15,292ndLargest Populations: 15,628thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,654thTop
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Most Cultured: 17,204thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,901stLargest Gambling Industry: 20,573rdMost Armed: 29,252ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,214thHighest Average Incomes: 30,566thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31,229th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the region

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