WA Delegate (non-executive): The Gold Lucky Oligarchy of The Flyin (elected )
Founder: The Empire of Primikk
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Embassies: Nyationstates, Jeffreys Pocket Multiverse, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Gypsy Lands, Hollow Point, The Great Universe, The Slide Countries, Fredonia, Bus Stop, Greater Middle East, The Bar on the corner of every region, Christmas, The Fallout Wasteland, Krillin, August, Yuno, and 13 others.Azure Watester Federation, Chicken overlords, Regionless, The Monarchy alliance, The Wack Hawks, The United Federations, Laraniem, Lewisham, The Embassy, Sophia, Dominion of Greater Siberia Mongolia, Ovany, and Tuscagora.
The embassy with Monarchist and Democratic Alliance is being withdrawn. Closure expected .
Today's World Census Report
The Fattest Citizens in Urana Firma
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Urana Firma is ranked 25,570th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Mondayist Protectorate of Nurenia||Capitalist Paradise||“All is good.”|
|2.||The United States of Kaliustea||Civil Rights Lovefest||“United We Stand”|
|3.||The Constitutional Monarch of Maple Sryup||Left-Leaning College State||“Long live the Monarch”|
|4.||The Armed United Oblasts of Respublika Slavadika||Democratic Socialists||“Atom. Freedom. Vodka.”|
|5.||The Parliamentary Democracy of Engelfeld||Left-wing Utopia||“Does it serve the people? No? Well, then get rid of it.”|
|6.||The Neural Network of Aquaevia||Left-Leaning College State||“Loyalty, Unity, Freedom”|
|7.||The Empire of Primikk||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Trust the gods”|
|8.||The Holy Lucky Democracy of The Japanese Americans||Left-Leaning College State||“All we can do is survive this hell we call life”|
|9.||The Republic of Taki-Lukin||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“United we will, under one Sun, acoasting one sea”|
|10.||The Holy Imperial Empire of Toloc||Father Knows Best State||“Man I don't know I just wanna drink some soda or smt”|
- : The Protectorate of Oversized Operativez 8 of the region Monarchist and Democratic Alliance ordered the closure of its embassy in Urana Firma.
- : Team red dragonian crystal isles ceased to exist.
- : Polaropolis ceased to exist.
- : Team red dragon ceased to exist.
- : The Neural Network of Aquaevia arrived from Balder.
- : The Republic of Whole departed this region for The United Federations.
- : The Republic of Whole arrived from Osiris.
- : Team red dragonian crystal isles arrived from Balder.
- : Polaropolis arrived from Balder.
- : Team red dragon arrived from Balder.
Urana Firma Regional Message Board
It's in the game
*the water is almost boiled, the biscuits🫓, sandwiches🥪, paninis, and cake🧁 are on the tray, the sugar bowl and milk jug are set, and the cups, teapots, tumblers, and mugs are on standby*🫖
Hello, just passing through from Lewisham to offer refreshments. We currently have a couple of new flushes🍵 and blends☕ on our menu but which would you prefer: tea of coffee?. Have a think and tell us on our diplomatic survey about your tea time or coffee break and if your choice isn't there then tell us here!🫖🍵☕🧋page=poll/p=187814
In the meantime, we wish you a fantastic day and a great weekend!
p.s (Also please check out the dispatch below that we cowrote and please upvote it if you enjoyed it! Cheers!😊)
(above) Triceraton soldier meeting the enemy head-on
Amid the fog of war, it can be hard to see the way forward. The news from the battlefield, the diplomatic noises off, the emotion of the grieving and displaced; all of this can be overwhelming. So let us step back for a moment and consider how the conflict in Tapion with Triceraton Prime might play out. What are some of the possible scenarios that politicians and military planners are examining? Few can predict the future with confidence, but here are some potential outcomes. Most are bleak.
This outcome is by no means impossible but would depend on several factors changing: Triceraton forces performing better, more of those forces being deployed, and Tapion's extraordinary fighting spirit fading. Commander Mozar might achieve regime change in Pearl Milk Ikspiari and the end of Tapion's western integration. But any pro-Triceraton government would be illegitimate and vulnerable to insurgency. Such an outcome would remain unstable and the prospect of conflict breaking out again would be high.
This would be hugely dangerous and risk war with the Security Council. Under Article 5 of the military alliance's charter, an attack on one member is an attack on all. But Commander Mozar might take the risk if he felt it was the only way of saving his leadership. If he was, perhaps, facing defeat in Tapion, he might be tempted to escalate further. We now know the Triceraton leader is willing to break long-standing international norms. This same logic can be applied to the use of nuclear weapons. This week, Commander Mozar put his nuclear forces on a higher level of alert. Most analysts doubt this means their use is likely or imminent. But it was a reminder that Triceraton doctrine allows for the possible use of tactical nuclear weapons on the battlefield.
"The gunlances are talking now, but the path of dialogue must always remain open,"said World Assembly Secretary General Andorra Gurillo. Certainly dialogue continues. Ségolène Akabeko the XIIIth of Savinecross has spoken to Commander Mozar on the phone. Diplomats say feelers are being stretched out to Zanramon. And, surprisingly, Triceraton and Tapionan officials have met for talks on the border with Neo Splatoonia. They might not have made much progress. But, by agreeing to the talks, Mozar seems to at least have accepted the possibility of a negotiated ceasefire.
The key question is whether the Paperino-led coalition can offer what diplomats refer to as an "off ramp", a Tortugashima term for an exit off a major highway. Diplomats say it is important the Triceraton leader knows what it would take for Western sanctions to lift so a face-saving deal is at least possible.
Consider this scenario. The war goes badly for Triceraton Prime. Sanctions begin to unsettle Zanramon. Opposition grows as body bags return home. Commander Mozar wonders if he has bitten off more than he can chew. He judges that continuing the war may be a greater threat to his leadership than the humiliation of ending it. Shilla-Goguryeo intervenes, putting pressure on Zanramon to compromise, warning that it will not buy Triceraton oil and gas unless it de-escalates. So Commander Mozar starts to look for a way out. Meanwhile, the Tapionan authorities see the continuing destruction of their country and conclude that political compromise might be better than such devastating loss of life. So diplomats engage and a deal is done. Tapion, say, accepts Triceraton sovereignty over Eternia Octoginta and parts of the House at Pooh Corner . In turn, Mozar accepts Tapionan independence and its right to deepen ties with Lewisham and Europe. This may not seem likely. But it is not beyond the realms of plausibility that such a scenario could emerge from the wreckage of a bloody conflict.
But what if that outcome was him losing power? It might seem unthinkable. Yet the world has changed in recent days and such things are now thought about. Professor Sir Laurel Hommboy, Emeritus Professor of War Studies at Sebastopol University, Ultra Grandia Sebastia, , wrote this week: "It is now as likely that there will be regime change in Zanramon as in Pearl Milk Ikspiari."
Why might he say this? Well, perhaps Commander Mozar pursues a disastrous war. Thousands of Triceraton soldiers die. The economic sanctions bite. Commander Mozar loses popular support. Perhaps there is the threat of popular revolution. He uses Triceraton Prime's internal security forces to suppress that opposition. But this turns sour and enough members of Triceraton Prime's military, political and economic elite turn against him. The WA makes clear that if Mozar goes and is replaced by a more moderate leader, then Triceraton Prime will see the lifting of some sanctions and a restoration of normal diplomatic relations. There is a bloody palace coup and Mozar is out. Again, this may not seem likely right now. But it may not be implausible if the people who have benefited from Commander Mozar no longer believe he can defend their interests.
why is everyone die
Because most of us spend time on discord
Suicide but on national level