The Federation of Wine-loving Chimps is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caesar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The democratic, humorless population of 20.636 billion Wine-loving Chimps love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chardonnay City. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wine-loving Chimp economy, worth a remarkable 3,662 trillion Bottles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,458 Bottles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime is totally unknown. Wine-loving Chimps's national animal is the Chimp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wine-loving Chimps is ranked 7,363^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Poor Incomes, with 142,143.54 Standard Monetary Units.