The Most Primitive in The Bar on the corner of every region
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 24,695th in the world for Most Primitive.
1. | The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed Longspur | Moralistic Democracy | “Free Bird ,Eat Seeds ,Clear Skys ,Fly High” | |
2. | The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I am not America, eh!” | |
3. | The Local Constabulary of Nineteenth Century Police | Moralistic Democracy | “Facta Non Verba” | |
4. | The Dominion of Topanga Matthews | Moralistic Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
5. | The Great Irresponsibility of TheOrc | New York Times Democracy | “I'm evil, mean and bad, and I take what I can get” | |
6. | The Ceaseless Screaming of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA | Corporate Police State | “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” | |
7. | The Raw Power of An Orcish Merc | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Don't talk to me!” | |
8. | The Carwash Queen of The Wandering-Lamborghini | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Going around the world reviewing carwashes in nations!” | |
9. | The Republic of Ounce | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Motto...” | |
10. | The Republic of Bus Martansion | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |