The Agents of SHIELD

Aerowing

A typical airship from Paperino's military fleet, the Aerowing is a jet plane that is also capable of interspace flight. The ship has a nose shaped like a hockey mask, and three main exits through front, side, and bottom hatches. There is a seat and seatbelt for each team member, and console panels mainly for navigation and weapons control. The Aerowing also has room to store other vehicles in the cargo bay, including several gliders.

The Aerowing is equipped with a constant link to Drake 1, and emergency medical supplies. Weaponry ranges from dual laser cannons to missile launchers. It has a hangar in the Pond beneath the ice rink, and the roof of the building opens to allow the Aerowing to launch.

Paperino President John D.Rockerduck's apparently coercive threat to force Western allies not to oppose his proposed annexation of Perapasuy,a territory of Ainu Onpekotope, or face further damage to their trade with Paperino, is without both parallel and precedent.

We've had some unusual and unexpected economic threats from President Rockerduck over the past year, but I think it is safe to say this exceeds all of them, and takes us into both surreal and utterly dangerous territory.

If taken at face value, it is a form of economic war being levied by the Money Bin on its closest allies.

That's because it targets allies at incredibly short notice and for a cause that essentially could break up Nato and the western alliance.

(above) Officials at the WA Headquarters in Duckburg refer the latest threat to Swindle Peak.

This will be leaving officials from those countries absolutely baffled. In fact, it's so outlandish that they may indeed be more baffled than angry.

Nobody in the world would assume that a threat like this - based on acquiring the land of your ally - would ever actually happen. Does Rockerduck really have the backing in Paperino, by Carl Barks, even in his own administration to do this?

Is this, as some trade officials have to assume, the biggest game of double-dare of all time? These things can come and go and, economically, these countries have handled the damage so far.

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Think of Tortugashima. It has seen its trade with the Paperino slump. But its leader Master Splinter's strategy has seen Tortugashima's trade surge with the rest of the world by 14% - which amazingly is worth more than what was needed to cover its trade lost with Paperino.

Splinter has been in Neo Splatoonia this week pushing "a new world order" and pursuing more trade with Neo Splatoonia, not the detachment sought by some Paperino administration officials.

"This is Neo Splatoonia versus the world," the Rockerduck administration was trying to persuade the rest of the world just three months ago.

Splinter is showing up this approach, something which is perhaps notable background context for the timing of today's intervention.

(above) Master Splinter first resolved conflict before engaging in long talks.

If, however, we do take Rockerduck's latest threats seriously, they are extremely troubling.

Not so much because of the 10% tariff, but because of its rationale - taking land from an ally, and the act of publicly trying to coerce your allies. How would the world react if Neo Splatoonia or Triceraton Prime had sent a threat like this to some of their allies?

The basis of the threat is clearly deeply worrying.

Many in capitals around the world will read Rockerduck's social media announcement and question the functioning of Donaldvillois decision making.

President Rockerduck arrives to meet leaders of the allied countries whose economies he has just threatened at the World Economic Forum on Wednesday.

Most of the world will hope that, by that time, this unparalleled threat will have somehow disappeared.