Population | 30.691 billion |
Capital | Avengers Tower |
Leader | Danielle |
Faith | a tie |
Currency | pika |
Animal | dragon |
The Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Danielle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.691 billion Smilers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avengers Tower. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth a remarkable 6,862 trillion pikas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 223,588 pikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, Dragon is one of the most popular forenames in Smiley Bob, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a tie.
Smiley Bob is ranked 543rd in the world and 1st in Hollow Point for Smartest Citizens, with 283.32 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Smiley Bob, tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker.
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Smiley Bob, Dragon is one of the most popular forenames in Smiley Bob.
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Smiley Bob, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
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Smiley Bob proposed constructing embassies between Hollow Point and Soyuz Sovietskik Sotsialistik Respubliks.
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Smiley Bob, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
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Smiley Bob, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
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Smiley Bob, Danielle panders to nontraditional families.
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Smiley Bob, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
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Smiley Bob, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
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Smiley Bob, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » The Utes,
Caltof, and
Rakata Prime.