The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bender - First of His Name with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.931 billion Utesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambiniland. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Utesian economy, worth an astonishing 16,283 trillion Invisible Sanddollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 817,006 Invisible Sanddollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, The Utes has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and record executives compete over space on buskers' setlists. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Utes's national animal is the Robert, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lack Thereof.

The Utes is ranked 12,276^th in the world and 5^th in Hollow Point for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,733.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.