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Population19.478 billion

CapitalDarkest Surburbia
Leaderthe biggest squirrels you ever saw
Faith--uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever

Animalgiant dancing howler monkey

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.478 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,732 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 294,299 goobers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,020,137 per year while the poor average 61,983, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Students in Brocklandia's schools rarely attend their classes, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, torture is illegal, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 53,322nd in the world and 25th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Developed, scoring 64.27 on the Human Development Index.

Nudest: 1stRudest Citizens: 24thHighest Crime Rates: 44thMost Armed: 51stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rdMost Rebellious Youth: 98thFattest Citizens: 113thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 187thLargest Retail Industry: 191stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 268thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 332ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 436thHighest Disposable Incomes: 665thMost Avoided: 811thLargest Publishing Industry: 931stMost Inclusive: 1,163rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,365thHighest Drug Use: 1,611thHighest Economic Output: 1,636thMost Politically Free: 1,677thMost Cultured: 1,686thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,858thHighest Average Incomes: 2,210thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,071stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,085thSmartest Citizens: 5,000thMost Influential: 5,476thMost Efficient Economies: 5,725thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,507thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,673rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,249thLargest Mining Sector: 7,741stLargest Populations: 8,174thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,762ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,365thMost Secular: 11,501stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,578thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,058thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,552ndLargest Black Market: 13,699thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,382ndMost Extreme: 15,921stMost Pro-Market: 17,388thMost Stationary: 22,179th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the region

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