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Strike hard and fast...and disappear into the night
Nudest: 2,550thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,809thLargest Retail Industry: 13,891st
The Confederacy of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Tortugashima

Population3.407 billion

CapitalNew York City
LeaderMaster Splinter
FaithNinjutsu

Currencypizze al taglio shuriken
Animalninja turtle

The Confederacy of Tortugashima is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Master Splinter with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.407 billion Tortugans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turtleshelled economy, worth 354 trillion pizze al taglio shurikens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,995 pizze al taglio shurikens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The weather in New York City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, no one cares when it's your birthday, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tortugashima's national animal is the ninja turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ninjutsu.

Tortugashima is ranked 169,605th in the world and 21st in Archai for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 18.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 2,550thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,809thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13,891stMost Pacifist: 17,009thMost Devout: 17,838thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,005thSafest: 20,214thMost Developed: 22,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,669thBest Weather: 24,205thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,896thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,435thMost Inclusive: 25,619thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,442nd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Tortugashima was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Tortugashima was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Tortugashima was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Tortugashima was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Tortugashima's influence in Archai fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".

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