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PASSWORD

Crumbliest, flakiest, onctueuse
Most Devout: 4,819thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,280thLargest Retail Industry: 6,919th
The Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Choccolate

Population3.11 billion

CapitalCadbury
LeaderWillonidas Wonka de Lindt
FaithXocoatl quetzal

Currencycacao bean
Animalcoco monkey king

The Incorporated States of Choccolate is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Willonidas Wonka de Lindt with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.11 billion Chocolateries have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadbury. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolatin economy, worth 365 trillion cacao beans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,538 cacao beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, reddish-brown is the new black, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Choccolate's national animal is the coco monkey king, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Xocoatl quetzal.

Choccolate is ranked 93,147th in the world and 5th in Lewisham for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,634.72 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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5%
Most Devout: 4,819thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,280thLargest Retail Industry: 6,919thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,180thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,358thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,308thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,505thTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,640thMost Efficient Economies: 18,804thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,385thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,568thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,668thMost Pacifist: 20,947thMost Developed: 23,181st
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10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Choccolate lodged a message on the Lewisham Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Choccolate lodged a message on the Lewisham Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Choccolate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Chocolateries can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.

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