The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Secretary of State with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.078 billion Kissinger-Monroeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seward's Folly. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kissinger-Monroean economy, worth a remarkable 4,334 trillion Détentes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,329 Détentes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kissinger-Monroe's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Banjecting.

Kissinger-Monroe is ranked 8,526^th in the world and 5^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Cultured, scoring 122 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.