Nudist Dreamland

Moldova were robbed by the juries!

Pencil Sharpeners wrote:

Moldova were robbed by the juries!

You’re right. Juries don’t know how to laugh and enjoy themselves. Moldova was pure entertainment.

Weather: First: The Nude Beach top 0.2%. Second: Icarianna top 0.4%. Third: Massimolandia top 0.8% … Middle: South West Portis bottom 26% … Last: The Choir Boy bottom 0%

In PoorChoices, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.

In Iantopiia, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.

In Quesan, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.

THE FUNERAL OF NELVANA III or Walking the Plank in Shark-infested Waters

The cold corpse has been cried over all night by wailing grannies, whilst cheerleaders cheer and turn cartwheels. The procession has now minced its way from the Dunes to the pier at Shark Harbour.
Grannies continue to wail, choir-children try to look serious and Gay Parrot marshals the solemn parade that weeps for Nelvana III. At the dockside, Pope Frankie drones on and on, but it's a funeral so people have to put up with it.

POPE FRANKIE Nelvana III will mince in newness of life, nishta anything shall separate him from the love of Gloria, which is in Crystal Josie, our Duchess.

PEOPLE ¿Qué?

POPE FRANKIE Oh for goodness sake, just say amen.

PEOPLE (chastened and obedient) Amen

CHOIR BOYS ♫ Be aware, what lies beneath
Razor sharp and pointy teeth
Walk the Plank! ♫

Our dear, beloved Nelvana III is tipped into the briny deep and by noon today will be shark poo.

Cheerio, Nelvana, bye bye Grave Raven. Miss you !!! If you come back to us we’ll say the funeral was all a dream.

Crime: First: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.006% (15th in world). Second: Friends of Dorothy top 0.3%. Third: Gay Parrot top 0.7% … Middle: Big epic nation bottom 22% … Last: Yannia bottom 1%

In The Choir Boy, crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws.

In Barman, crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate.

In Jean Genet, crime is almost non-existent.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:

Ukraine win Eurovision. Quelle surprise.

I thought the UK had a good chance, but we didn't manage to get the public support needed to overcome the popular vote for Ukraine. Anyway, I'm pleased that Eurovision has handed Ukraine a cultural victory.

Wealth Gaps: First: The Choir Boy top 0.008% (19th in world). Second: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.7%. Third: South West Portis top 2% … Moddle: Quesan bottom 19% … Last: Tubercular Sky bottom 0%

In The Nude Beach, the government funds large training centres to turn dolphins into functioning members of society.

In Nudesia, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.

In Gay Parrot, the nation leads Nudist Dreamland in per capita stalking.

Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question for a free milk and honey ..

Who won the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday night?

a) Liverpool won on penalties

b) Emmanuel Macron

c) Ukraine

Will the Book of Answers have been updated quickly enough? Let’s hope so. Whisper your answer to Sal.

I think it is c). I'm sure i read it somewhere, or heard it somewhere, or saw it somewhere...

Слава Україні!

Wadelhelpia wrote:

I think it is c). I'm sure i read it somewhere, or heard it somewhere, or saw it somewhere...

Слава Україні!

That’s a large milk and honey for Wadelhelpia. Top it up with your best brandy, please barman cutie. Ta.