WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Wadelhelpia (elected )

Founder: The Founder of Nudist Dreamland

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 304th Most Rebellious Youth: 331st Nudest: 375th+23
Most Cultured: 782nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 926th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 937th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,226th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,227th Nicest Citizens: 1,233rd Most Inclusive: 1,250th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,380th Smartest Citizens: 1,498th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,540th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,619th Most Pacifist: 1,662nd Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,665th Highest Food Quality: 1,682nd Most Advanced Public Education: 1,834th Most Secular: 1,974th Highest Economic Output: 2,025th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,038th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,294th Largest Governments: 2,374th Healthiest Citizens: 2,540th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,614th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,619th
World Factbook Entry

Nudist Dreamland is a relaxed state of mind. Everyone is welcome. Bienvenidos a todos.

Founded: 9 October 2007. La región fue fundada el 9 de octubre de 2007. Antes de eso éramos la región 000 Nudist Dreamland.

We speak freely here, but we mind our manners and do not indulge in racism or misogyny and we honour the spirit of the rainbow flag. ¿Libertad de expresión? Si por supuesto, pero con buenos modales. No al racismo, no a la misoginia y honramos a la bandera del arco iris. Amor y paz.

If you can be in the World Assembly, please endorse our Delegate. Por favor, todos apoyan a nuestro delegado

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Embassies: Philosophy 115, The Maritimes, Haiku, Gay, Gay Equality, The Nudist Dreamland, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth, The Bar on the corner of every region, Portugal, Hollow Point, LGBT University, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Nudeia, Wanderlust, Union of Democrats, House of Lancaster of Wessex, and 5 others.Ankh Morpork, Philosophers, Organization of United Sovereign States, Krillin, and Kingdom of Ramility.

Tags: Democratic, Featured, LGBT, Large, and Parody.

Regional Power: Moderate

Nudist Dreamland contains 66 nations, the 304th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Greatest Rich-Poor Divides in Nudist Dreamland

Nations ranked highly have large gaps between the incomes of rich and poor citizens. Nations low on the list have high levels of income equality.

As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 2,619th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

1.The Earthly Walk of The Choir BoyCorporate Police State“Accept me with reverence and fear.”
2.The PS2 Puppet of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy“Stop Reading My Motto!”
3.The Free Land of South West PortisAnarchy“Land of the Free”
4.The Glories Infinite of Gay ParrotAnarchy“Y a-t-il une vie avant la mort?”
5.The Paraíso libre of BarmanIron Fist Consumerists“Si quieres tener una vida, róbala.”
6.The Matriarchy of Wailing GranniesMother Knows Best State“демократія”
7.The Grand Duchy of IantopiiaFather Knows Best State“Motto...”
8.The Dystopian Dominion of Discoveria IICorporate Bordello“The Invisible Hand of Reason”
9.The Dictatorship of Big epic nationIron Fist Consumerists“You lie, you die”
10.The Kingdom of AwngthimCompulsory Consumerist State“War is Peace”
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Last poll: “Would you rather ? ”

Regional Happenings


Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board


The PS2 Puppet of Pencil Sharpeners

Moldova were robbed by the juries!

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

Pencil Sharpeners wrote:Moldova were robbed by the juries!

You’re right. Juries don’t know how to laugh and enjoy themselves. Moldova was pure entertainment.

The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club

Weather: First: The Nude Beach top 0.2%. Second: Icarianna top 0.4%. Third: Massimolandia top 0.8% … Middle: South West Portis bottom 26% … Last: The Choir Boy bottom 0%

In PoorChoices, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.

In Iantopiia, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.

In Quesan, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

THE FUNERAL OF NELVANA III or Walking the Plank in Shark-infested Waters

The cold corpse has been cried over all night by wailing grannies, whilst cheerleaders cheer and turn cartwheels. The procession has now minced its way from the Dunes to the pier at Shark Harbour.
Grannies continue to wail, choir-children try to look serious and Gay Parrot marshals the solemn parade that weeps for Nelvana III. At the dockside, Pope Frankie drones on and on, but it's a funeral so people have to put up with it.

POPE FRANKIE Nelvana III will mince in newness of life, nishta anything shall separate him from the love of Gloria, which is in Crystal Josie, our Duchess.


POPE FRANKIE Oh for goodness sake, just say amen.

PEOPLE (chastened and obedient) Amen

CHOIR BOYS ♫ Be aware, what lies beneath
Razor sharp and pointy teeth
Walk the Plank!

Our dear, beloved Nelvana III is tipped into the briny deep and by noon today will be shark poo.

Cheerio, Nelvana, bye bye Grave Raven. Miss you !!! If you come back to us we’ll say the funeral was all a dream.

The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club

Crime: First: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.006% (15th in world). Second: Friends of Dorothy top 0.3%. Third: Gay Parrot top 0.7% … Middle: Big epic nation bottom 22% … Last: Yannia bottom 1%

In The Choir Boy, crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws.

In Barman, crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate.

In Jean Genet, crime is almost non-existent.

The Utopian Commonwealth of Discoveria

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Ukraine win Eurovision. Quelle surprise.

I thought the UK had a good chance, but we didn't manage to get the public support needed to overcome the popular vote for Ukraine. Anyway, I'm pleased that Eurovision has handed Ukraine a cultural victory.

The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club

Wealth Gaps: First: The Choir Boy top 0.008% (19th in world). Second: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.7%. Third: South West Portis top 2% … Moddle: Quesan bottom 19% … Last: Tubercular Sky bottom 0%

In The Nude Beach, the government funds large training centres to turn dolphins into functioning members of society.

In Nudesia, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.

In Gay Parrot, the nation leads Nudist Dreamland in per capita stalking.

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question for a free milk and honey ..

Who won the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday night?

a) Liverpool won on penalties

b) Emmanuel Macron

c) Ukraine

Will the Book of Answers have been updated quickly enough? Let’s hope so. Whisper your answer to Sal.

The Republic of Wadelhelpia

I think it is c). I'm sure i read it somewhere, or heard it somewhere, or saw it somewhere...

Слава Україні!

The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy

Wadelhelpia wrote:I think it is c). I'm sure i read it somewhere, or heard it somewhere, or saw it somewhere...

Слава Україні!

That’s a large milk and honey for Wadelhelpia. Top it up with your best brandy, please barman cutie. Ta.

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