The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Nude Sunbather with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.964 billion Nude Beachians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bonfire. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nude Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 8,966 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 289,564 sand dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the entire entry for The Nude Beach in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime is totally unknown. The Nude Beach's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Naturism.

The Nude Beach is ranked 5,553^rd in the world and 16^th in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Populations, with 31.0 billion capita.