The Military Nation of Tryienne is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.163 billion Tryiennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Major. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tryiennean economy, worth a remarkable 7,311 trillion M-14s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,170 M-14s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, and time flies when you're not having fun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tryienne's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Johannism.

Tryienne is ranked 4,137^th in the world and 318^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 251.03 kickbacks per hour.