The Kingdom of Beaudom is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 264 million Beaudomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepover Junction. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Beaudomian economy, worth 17.8 trillion Beaullions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 67,249 Beaullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beaudom's national animal is the Cutie Patotie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beaudom is ranked 303,597^th in the world and 47^th in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.