Philosophers

Furniture Restoration

1. Postapocalyptic Terror top 0.2%
2. Anarchocapitalistan top 0.6%
3. Krankheit top 0.7%

Middle: Cognosco top 43%

Last: Pmaeok bottom 0%

In Grambledorf, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.

In Zahabia, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.

In Jibjibistan, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more.

“Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in our power.”
― René Descartes

Religiousness

1. The Imam Khannate top 0.5%
2. Erendoni top 0.7%
3. Krankheit top 0.8%

Middle: Graeco-Romanum bottom 11%

Last: Solarent bottom 0%

In Whatll Yabid, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.

In Dommon, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.

In Booanaut Isle, back alleys are rife with sausage eating.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Margaret Atwood

Reporter can’t post
three times in a row - no way
it’s against the rules

Welfare

1. Superior Intelligence top 0.2%
2. Pmaeok top 0.3%
3. Kingdom of Cambria top 0.4%

Middle: Free Ecuador top 22%

Last: Anarchocapitalistan bottom 0%

In Azyriah, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics.

In Esklabau, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.

In Brisante, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.

War is what happens when language fails.
- Margaret Atwood

Map Update: The quota for WA members has been raise to 6 territories, i.e. 1 more land than before.

Zahabny expanded to neighboring islands in Southeast Asia.

MountAye expanded to Tibet.

Could I expand to Italy or sicilia or whatever the lands are please and thank you.

It’s St Andrew’s Day

« St Andrew is Scotland's patron saint and on 30 November we celebrate St Andrew's Day with the rest of the world because we believe when we come together good things happen.»

Averageness

1. The Helicopter top 6%
2. Having top 6%
3. Richest top 6%

Middle: The Dead End top 49%

Last: Azyriah bottom 7%

In Reporter, the comic book series 'Reporter and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.

In Cognosco, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.

In Erendoni, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.

Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?
― Terry Johnson, Insignificance

Mining

1. Postapocalyptic Terror top 0.3%
2. Anarchocapitalistan top 0.5%
3. Skin Nation The Second top 0.8%

Middle: The Lord Your God bottom 41%

Last: Telgan bottom 0%

In Fan 4rt-, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.

In Zahabny, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.

In Kaurdelantedust, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on His Excellency President Ulrich Weimann's desk.

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

Average Disposable Income

1. Postapocalyptic Terror top 0.07%
2. Anarchocapitalistan top 0.2%
3. Erendoni top 0.9%

Middle: Moldtina bottom 42%

Last: Central Kadigan bottom 0%

In Jibjibistan, towns are often run by puppets.

The fattest folk in DDD look to be the happiest ones.

In Azyriah, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.

“I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.”
― Karl Lagerfeld

The Rules Committee asked Reporter to stay home this morning.