Philosophers

Intelligence: First: Superior Intelligence top 0.7%. Second: Telgan top 0.9%. Third: Xandia Swift top 2% … Middle: Lovelace Island top 15% … Last: Krankheit bottom 0%

In Sorsky, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.

In Conbodia, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs.

In Reporter, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.

World first for Intelligence: Tzo 10000 Islands

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.

Twitter acquisition on hold

Elon Musk has said his $44bn (£36bn) takeover of Twitter is “temporarily on hold” in a tweet that rocked the company’s share price and cast doubt on whether the deal will happen.

The Tesla chief tweeted on Friday morning that the deal was being frozen while he awaited details supporting Twitter’s assertion that fewer than 5% of its users were spam or fake accounts. In a subsequent tweet, Musk said he was “still committed to acquisition”, amid speculation that the world’s richest man was about to walk away from the deal or seek a lower price.

The Guardian, 14 May 2022

what are your thoughts on the kaiserriech universe

Poll result. Do you think Twitter will be better or worse under Elon Musk ? ..

Worse = 20 votes

Better = 5 votes

No difference = 4 votes

Weather: First: Kingdom of Cambria top 0.7%. Second: Central Kadigan top 2%. Third: Telgan top 2% … Middle: Paeliopolis top 20% … Last: Postapocalyptic Terror bottom 0%

In Guardalocin, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint.

Aimeireaga is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.

In Kingdom of the noobs, most pop videos prominently feature the Noob flag.

World first for Best Weather: Kindjal Groland

Le Canada a deux saisons, l’hiver et le mois de juillet.
- Robert Hollier

Crime: First: Anarchocapitalistan top 0.02% (42nd in world). Second: Postapocalyptic Terror top 0.2%. Third: Nhiu top 0.5% … Middle: Baigo bottom 20% … Last: Superior Intelligence bottom 0%

Edutainment video games are taking Pacifinco’s students to the next level.

In Pacific Northwest Territories, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.

In Kingdom of the noobs, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.

World first for Crime: Cashdeer Pontbridge Islands

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
- Tim Vine

The space Program Has Begun!

Wealth Gaps: First: Veritaria top 0.2%. Second: Postapocalyptic Terror top 0.3%. Third: Anarchocapitalistan top 0.5% … Middle: Lat Duhran bottom 34% … Last: Archadon bottom 0%

In Neo Atlas Paradise, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.

In The Adeptorum, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.

In Remusa, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.

World first for Wealth Gaps: The Grendels Wysteria

Bad decisions make good stories.

Reporter wrote:

Bad decisions make good stories.

Unfortunately, this is not always true. But when it is true, it can be wonderful.

Normally the issues ingame doesn't seem to do much in the way of the stat changes, but I just had a decision the cut half of the government spending. This was more literal than I expected and a huge portion of my nation spending just got cut. Tax payers rejoice I guess?