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PASSWORD

Liberty
Most Primitive: 7,205thMost Devout: 9,683rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,395th
The Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Poland-Lithuania

Population11.396 billion

CapitalKrakow
LeaderKing Sigismund II Augustus
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Commonwealth of Poland-Lithuania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Sigismund II Augustus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.396 billion Poland-Lithuanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.1%.

The strong Poland-Lithuanian economy, worth 517 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,403 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Poland-Lithuania's national animal is the Elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Poland-Lithuania is ranked 261,755th in the world and 64th in Philosophers for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -15.52 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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5%
Most Primitive: 7,205thMost Devout: 9,683rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,395thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 17,229thLargest Mining Sector: 17,498thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,856thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,811thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,188th
Top
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Poland-Lithuania's influence in Philosophers rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Poland-Lithuania's influence in Philosophers rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Poland-Lithuania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Poland-Lithuania, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Poland-Lithuania, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Poland-Lithuania, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Poland-Lithuania, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Poland-Lithuania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Poland-Lithuania, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Poland-Lithuania, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.

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