The Republic of Thoumani is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 461 million Thoumanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaz. The average income tax rate is 7.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Thoumanian economy, worth 38.4 trillion Chams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,255 Chams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, the land is no place for fish, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Thoumani's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thoumani is ranked 42,619^th in the world and 5^th in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,146.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.