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Late Night Host (Governor): The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Midnight man

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 475th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 879th Largest Gambling Industry: 892nd+6
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,322nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,985th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,454th Most Pro-Market: 3,274th Largest Insurance Industry: 3,341st Largest Retail Industry: 3,379th
World Factbook Entry


• FAR POINT BLUFFS


A quiet river town in the Midwest. Don’t look for it on any map.

It appears only when not properly searched for. Roads fail. Signs misdirect. The town remains.


BE INSIDE BEFORE SUNDOWN.


THE TOWN



• People are polite
• Shops open on time
• The river is a boundary
• Missing names are common


NOTICE


Do not remain outside after dark. The fog does not wait.



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    Far Point Bluffs

    Factbook → Overview by Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs . 56 reads.

  2. 3

    The Fog

    Bulletin → News by Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs . 20 reads.

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    The Gospel of Drifter

    Factbook → Religion by Drifter . 152 reads.

Embassies: Pecan Sandies, The Bar on the corner of every region, Hollow Point, Hells Lounge, The Treasure Hunters, The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region, The Mausoleum, Regio, Redundant Realm of Redundancy, God Only Knows Why This Region Exists, and Freshness.

Tags: Magical, Minuscule, Neutral, Role Player, Silly, Snarky, and Surreal.

Far Point Bluffs is home to a single nation.

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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Far Point Bluffs

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Far Point Bluffs is ranked 28,082nd in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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Far Point Bluffs Regional Message Board

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The Maintenance and Kitchen Help of Redwood Bureau

Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs wrote:Redwood Bureau, it seems the fog has consumed everyone.

It seems like that sadly. I've been waiting.

The Felicities of Good Spirits

Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs wrote:Redwood Bureau, it seems the fog has consumed everyone.

*Wanders around looking for any dead bodies or lost souls to take with them. There appears to be no trace of any who perished in the fog. Perhaps the fog leaves no residue, or perhaps no one perished, or perhaps they had always been swallowed by the fog and just hadn't realized it until they one day woke up and remembered, and were thus consumed.*

Spooky fog of far point bluffs wrote:*The fog recedes

[Spooky fog of far point bluffs ceased to exist]

Or perhaps the fog never existed at all.

The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs

Good Spirits wrote:*Wanders around looking for any dead bodies or lost souls to take with them. There appears to be no trace of any who perished in the fog. Perhaps the fog leaves no residue, or perhaps no one perished, or perhaps they had always been swallowed by the fog and just hadn't realized it until they one day woke up and remembered, and were thus consumed.*[Spooky fog of far point bluffs ceased to exist]

Or perhaps the fog never existed at all.

A once lively town is now found devoid of life. Chernobyl-esque. The fog is gone, along with any signs of life. Forlorn avenues echo with halcyon to town center chatter and song birds. Vines and weeds overtake chipped and crumbling architecture. Shop doors left wide open.

The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs

EMERGENCY RADIO TRANSMISSION

To any and all survivors, the data center will assume all broadcast responsibilities, firing rouge segments into the ether for empty ears. Although, one shop in town may be semi-operational…

This broadcast goes out to Redwood Bureau.

The Maintenance and Kitchen Help of Redwood Bureau

Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs wrote:EMERGENCY RADIO TRANSMISSION

To any and all survivors, the data center will assume all broadcast responsibilities, firing rouge segments into the ether for empty ears. Although, one shop in town may be semi-operational…

This broadcast goes out to Redwood Bureau.

wipes down counter.

I suppose im still around....kinda

The havoc servant

(ooc:

Sorry i just up and left on all of you.

I'll be gone for more time, upwards of many years.

Goobye for now,

-HC)

The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs

The havoc servant wrote:(ooc:

Sorry i just up and left on all of you.

I'll be gone for more time, upwards of many years.

Goobye for now,

-HC)

Bon voyage!

The Felicities of Good Spirits

*Some spirits pick flowers off the margin of the river bank near Old Oak Park. The flowers taste like onions. Unsure of what to think of this, the spirits float to the Far Point Bluffs Botanical Gardens, which just appears to be an overgrown lawn by the mayor’s house. They occupy themselves with butterfly catching.

Amid the sunken shingles
Still and single
Mist-mingled
There lies a garden far away
Where grasses sway, and Spirits play.

The Skeletal Assistant of Keeper of The Mausoleum

*Plucks some pinecones from the surrounding forest, then leaves a wishbone in payment at the gift shop.*

The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs

Good Spirits wrote:*Some spirits pick flowers off the margin of the river bank near Old Oak Park. The flowers taste like onions. Unsure of what to think of this, the spirits float to the Far Point Bluffs Botanical Gardens, which just appears to be an overgrown lawn by the mayor’s house. They occupy themselves with butterfly catching.

Amid the sunken shingles
Still and single
Mist-mingled
There lies a garden far away
Where grasses sway, and Spirits play.

Keeper of The Mausoleum wrote:*Plucks some pinecones from the surrounding forest, then leaves a wishbone in payment at the gift shop.*

*The data center hums. A loudspeaker emits a brief message of gratitude

We welcome our supernatural guests to our picturesque but otherwise vacant town. There are many skeletons and deceased here that ought to be laid to rest in The Mausoleum.

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