The Bogus Journey of Keanroo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Keanu the Kangaroo with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.245 billion Keanrooites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bodacious. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Keanrooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion matrixes a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,255 matrixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable. Crime is totally unknown. Keanroo's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is toking.

Keanroo is ranked 64,270^th in the world and 2^nd in God Only Knows Why This Region Exists for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.99 law-abiding acts per hour.