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The Bunny Fire contains 2 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Insurance Industry in The Bunny Fire
The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.
As a region, The Bunny Fire is ranked 27,774th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
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|2.||The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave||New York Times Democracy||“Rarity is a riceball, and so can you!!”|
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- : The Federation of Cuturse of the region Turkic Union ordered the closure of its embassy in The Bunny Fire.
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- : Bam 32 of the region Alstroemeria ordered the closure of its embassy in The Bunny Fire.
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Hello everyone. I hope you all are having a wonderful new year! I'm here to announce that signups for Oatland's Winter Games are now open. The games are open to everyone here so I hope to see some of you participate. Full details are in the dispatch.
2020 Oatland Winter Games
The Oatland Regional Games are an international sporting event held in Oatland. Its purpose is to promote sporting excellence and international brotherhood. The games are biannual, with winter games held in February and summer games held in June. Each game consists of numerous events in which athletes compete for the gold, silver and bronze metal. This years winter game has eight events: Figure Skating, Cross Country Skiing, Ice Hockey, Freestyle Skiing, the Biathlon, Alpine Skiing, Curling, Bobsledding and the Ski Jump.
Figure Skating - Angèle Dior, Lionel Genet
The games are open to all nations that are residents of Oatland, all nations that are residents of a region that has an embassy with Oatland and all nations which have previously competed in the games.
How to participate
Additionally when choosing competitors for your roster note that athletes and teams which earned medals in the previous winter games will automatically receive a bonus if they return to compete in the same event.
Schedule of events
Cross Country Skiing
Hi, with over 250 embassies, the process I have for delivering news has become too inefficient. I feel bad for doing this, but I'm going to streamline by closing our embassies. If you'd rather keep the embassy open, please let me know on The NewsStand RMB.
If you want to keep up with the news, you can always add The NewsStand to your dossier, and catch up whenever suits.
Thanks for having had the embassy with us. It has genuinely meant a lot to have had your support for so long.
Hello everyone. With the long heady days of summer upon us we're once again preparing for the summer games. As always these games are open to all of you in our embassy regions, so we hope to see some of you there. Information about the games and signing up can be found here:
Oatland Regional Games
2020 Summer Games
The Oatland Regional Games is an international sporting event held in Oatland since 2016. Its purpose is to promote sporting excellence and international brotherhood. Citizens of all nations in Oatland and it's affiliated regions are welcome to compete in the games and each event is open to all athletes.
Gymnastics - Angèle Dior, Lionel Genet
How to participate
In order to compete nations should telegram a list of competing athletes to Aclion, the event organizer.
This roster should contain the full name of each competing athlete as well as the event they will competing in. Nations are currently limited to Eighteen athletes total and are allowed to allocate up to five to each event. If an athlete is competing in more then one event then each entry is counted separately towards the nations total athlete pool.
Shrewdly allocating athletes among the events,
Publishing team logos, uniform designs and anthems to earn a teamwide bonus
Publishing short biographies of competitors to earn a bonus for that competitor,
Selecting a national specialty sport to gain advantage in that event,
Sending previous medal earners to the same event to receive a champion bonus,
Please be sure to submit all material for points by the sign-up deadline if you wish it to count towards your score.
Schedule of events
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2021 Oatland Motorsport Games
How To Participate
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Rallying: Nations may enter no more than two teams of two drivers each. The rally this year will consist of three stages: The Southern Stage where contestants will race through the southern country side which is currently experiencing heavy rainfall, the Central Stage with scorching desert conditions and the Northern stage with snow and ice over mountainous terrain. Points are allocated to top ten finishers per stage: 25-18-15-12-10-8-6-4-2-1.
• Stage Rallying
Open Wheel Racing: Nations may submit two contestants only. This will involving all contestants making use of a single chassis and engine type.
Endurance Racing: Each nation is allocated one car and should submit three drivers. The Sprint Qualifying driver should be specified from the above three. Contestants will partake in endurance racing events ranging from 6 to 18 hours. All contestants will make use of a single chassis and engine type.
• October 14th - Rally Stage 1
• October 15th - Rally Stage 2
• October 16th - Kart Racing Race 2
• October 17th - Rally Stage 3
•October 19th- 18 Hour Endurance Race
- Rally Stage 5
The Opening Ceremony for the Inaugral Oatland Motorsports Games was celebrated in grand style at the Steel Jaw stadium in Freeland Harbour.
An inauguration speech was given by Emperor Solis of Lennia.
The orchestra further regaled the audience with various performances of classic Oatlandian compositions.
A short film detailing the evolution of the automobile in Hospe was played.
marched out under their respective flags during the performance of the Motorsports Games theme song and were surrounded by a display of drones.
A show of stunt driving commenced, lit by strobe lights and pyrotechnics with an EDM and dubstep soundtrack provided by DJ Mousy.
The five trophies for Karting, Karting Slalom, Rallying, Endurance Racing and Open Wheel Racing were unveiled by King Jeffrey of Hospe , highlights from the most memorable motorsports events in Oatland were played.
The Opening Ceremony ended with a spectacular fireworks show to songs performed by Hospean rock band, Flowers For Anger.
Rallying Practice Stage
Endurance Racing FP1
1 Team Finmany 1:40:12
Kart Racing Free Practice 1
Open Wheel FP1
Endurance Racing FP2
All teams set improved times but we saw a new number one as Forest Virginia beat their fp1 time by over six seconds.
Team Nerrise improved their time by three seconds but still brought up the rear. The Hospean Border Islands were the only to not post an improved result posting a slower time than their earlier effort.
Team Octonovem took five seconds off their earlier effort to claim the number two slot. The Tjorlish team also improved their lap time but could only move up two places into sixth.
1 Team Forest Virginia 1:38:21
Kart Racing Free Practice 2
Kart Racing Qualifying
Karting Slalom Training Session
Open Wheel FP2
Open Wheel Qualifying
Rallying Stage 1
Team Standings After Stage 1
Open Wheel Race 1
Endurance Sprint Qualifying 1
Karting Slalom E1
Kart Racing Race 1
Endurance Racing Sprint Qualifying 2
Karting Slalom E2
Open Wheel Qualifying 2
Karting Qualifying 2
1 E Larsen
2 G Havirz
3 L Vega
4 I Freed
5 R Okaro
6 M Holgersen
7 I Amani
8 N Saller
9 M Garba
10 C Bowyer
11 H Hermansen
12 K Shiri
13 M Grove
14 M Smith
15 A Masoumi
16 J Hansen
17 R Martin
18 A Andreassen
19 R Lafrentz
20 C Tyrrell
21 R Smithy
22 K Harvick
Open Wheel Race 2
1 J Holzer
Kart Racing Race 2
Endurance Sprint Qualifying 3
1 Team Forest Virginia
Karting Slalom E3
Endurance Race 3(12 Hours of St.Remington
National Standings after Endurance Race 3
Rally Stage 3
Rally Standings after Stage 3
1 Octonovem 68
Open Wheel Race 3 Qualifying
Kart Racing Practice and Qualifying for Race 3
1 E Larsen
Open Wheel Race 3
1 S Helstrom
Drivers Standings after Race 3
Kart Racing Race 3
Endurance Sprint Qualifying
Karting Slalom E4
Endurance Race 4(6 Hours)
Endurance Racing Standings
1 Team Forest Virginia 113 points
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(above) Triceraton soldier meeting the enemy head-on
Amid the fog of war, it can be hard to see the way forward. The news from the battlefield, the diplomatic noises off, the emotion of the grieving and displaced; all of this can be overwhelming. So let us step back for a moment and consider how the conflict in Tapion with Triceraton Prime might play out. What are some of the possible scenarios that politicians and military planners are examining? Few can predict the future with confidence, but here are some potential outcomes. Most are bleak.
This outcome is by no means impossible but would depend on several factors changing: Triceraton forces performing better, more of those forces being deployed, and Tapion's extraordinary fighting spirit fading. Commander Mozar might achieve regime change in Pearl Milk Ikspiari and the end of Tapion's western integration. But any pro-Triceraton government would be illegitimate and vulnerable to insurgency. Such an outcome would remain unstable and the prospect of conflict breaking out again would be high.
This would be hugely dangerous and risk war with the Security Council. Under Article 5 of the military alliance's charter, an attack on one member is an attack on all. But Commander Mozar might take the risk if he felt it was the only way of saving his leadership. If he was, perhaps, facing defeat in Tapion, he might be tempted to escalate further. We now know the Triceraton leader is willing to break long-standing international norms. This same logic can be applied to the use of nuclear weapons. This week, Commander Mozar put his nuclear forces on a higher level of alert. Most analysts doubt this means their use is likely or imminent. But it was a reminder that Triceraton doctrine allows for the possible use of tactical nuclear weapons on the battlefield.
"The gunlances are talking now, but the path of dialogue must always remain open,"said World Assembly Secretary General Andorra Gurillo. Certainly dialogue continues. Ségolène Akabeko the XIIIth of Savinecross has spoken to Commander Mozar on the phone. Diplomats say feelers are being stretched out to Zanramon. And, surprisingly, Triceraton and Tapionan officials have met for talks on the border with Neo Splatoonia. They might not have made much progress. But, by agreeing to the talks, Mozar seems to at least have accepted the possibility of a negotiated ceasefire.
The key question is whether the Paperino-led coalition can offer what diplomats refer to as an "off ramp", a Tortugashima term for an exit off a major highway. Diplomats say it is important the Triceraton leader knows what it would take for Western sanctions to lift so a face-saving deal is at least possible.
Consider this scenario. The war goes badly for Triceraton Prime. Sanctions begin to unsettle Zanramon. Opposition grows as body bags return home. Commander Mozar wonders if he has bitten off more than he can chew. He judges that continuing the war may be a greater threat to his leadership than the humiliation of ending it. Shilla-Goguryeo intervenes, putting pressure on Zanramon to compromise, warning that it will not buy Triceraton oil and gas unless it de-escalates. So Commander Mozar starts to look for a way out. Meanwhile, the Tapionan authorities see the continuing destruction of their country and conclude that political compromise might be better than such devastating loss of life. So diplomats engage and a deal is done. Tapion, say, accepts Triceraton sovereignty over Eternia Octoginta and parts of the House at Pooh Corner . In turn, Mozar accepts Tapionan independence and its right to deepen ties with Lewisham and Europe. This may not seem likely. But it is not beyond the realms of plausibility that such a scenario could emerge from the wreckage of a bloody conflict.
But what if that outcome was him losing power? It might seem unthinkable. Yet the world has changed in recent days and such things are now thought about. Professor Sir Laurel Hommboy, Emeritus Professor of War Studies at Sebastopol University, Ultra Grandia Sebastia, , wrote this week: "It is now as likely that there will be regime change in Zanramon as in Pearl Milk Ikspiari."
Why might he say this? Well, perhaps Commander Mozar pursues a disastrous war. Thousands of Triceraton soldiers die. The economic sanctions bite. Commander Mozar loses popular support. Perhaps there is the threat of popular revolution. He uses Triceraton Prime's internal security forces to suppress that opposition. But this turns sour and enough members of Triceraton Prime's military, political and economic elite turn against him. The WA makes clear that if Mozar goes and is replaced by a more moderate leader, then Triceraton Prime will see the lifting of some sanctions and a restoration of normal diplomatic relations. There is a bloody palace coup and Mozar is out. Again, this may not seem likely right now. But it may not be implausible if the people who have benefited from Commander Mozar no longer believe he can defend their interests.