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Most Armed: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 10thRudest Citizens: 13th
The Impending Doom of
Capitalizt
Influence
Envoy
Pure Evil
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Zombie Penguins

Population13.308 billion

CapitalOld Abandoned Zoo
LeaderLone Survivor
FaithAaaahhhh

CurrencyBrains
AnimalFish

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.308 billion Zombies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,656 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 425,024 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,999,384 per year while the poor average 20,299, a ratio of 147 to 1.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 28th in the world and 2nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 64,544.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 10thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 28thMost Avoided: 33rdFattest Citizens: 45thLargest Retail Industry: 99thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 106thMost Rebellious Youth: 112thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 215thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 343rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 379thMost Corrupt Governments: 414thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 428thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 519thHighest Average Incomes: 751stLargest Mining Sector: 1,203rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,367thMost Pro-Market: 1,416thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,536thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,640thMost Secular: 1,679thHighest Economic Output: 2,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,100thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,353rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,708thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,275thMost Stationary: 7,975thMost Inclusive: 10,504thNudest: 11,316thMost Influential: 11,686thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,257thLargest Black Market: 16,295thLargest Populations: 24,082ndHighest Drug Use: 24,615th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
  • : Zombie Penguins lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, Zombie Penguinsian politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, Lone Survivor's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Zombie Penguins lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.

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