The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.045 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,367 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 490,910 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,578,562 per year while the poor average 4,664, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, the Fish has a hungry look, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 291,237^th in the world and 74^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.89 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.