The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.101 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth an astonishing 12,371 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 559,753 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,220,761 per year while the poor average 5,317, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Zombie Penguinsian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 9^th in the world and 1^st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 85,287.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.