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The Fattest Citizens in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 601st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsAnarchy“The car won't start!”
2.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
3.The Vermin Guild of RatfinkAnarchy“Strays I find in it, wounds I bind in it.”
4.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
5.The Armed Republic of DehlkCorporate Police State“Semper Instans”
6.The Eyes Wide Shut of Dangerous LiaisonsAnarchy“Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?”
7.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeCorporate Bordello“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
8.The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie RebornCompulsory Consumerist State“...than Serve in Heaven”
9.The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed LongspurMoralistic Democracy“Free Bird ,Eat Seeds ,Clear Skys ,Fly High”
10.The T-Virus infection of Zombie DogFather Knows Best State“Bark”
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