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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,154thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,883rd
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Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Duckspeaker
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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New Jermany

Population18.13 billion

CapitalBöörlin
LeaderThe Orc who owns the bar
FaithDrunkenness

CurrencyHungry Dollar
AnimalMoody Kestrel

The Send Telegrams to Officers of New Jermany is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Orc who owns the bar with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.13 billion Jermans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Böörlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jerman economy, worth a remarkable 1,986 trillion Hungry Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 109,585 Hungry Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 907,339 per year while the poor average 2,689, a ratio of 337 to 1.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, and Drunkenness has been named as New Jermany's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Jermany's national animal is the Moody Kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Drunkenness.

New Jermany is ranked 9,246th in the world and 5th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Stationary, with 2,480.6934470774 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,154thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,883rdTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,451stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,326thFattest Citizens: 6,251stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,008thMost Armed: 8,193rdMost Avoided: 8,278thMost Stationary: 9,246thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,846thHighest Economic Output: 12,424thTop
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Most Influential: 15,176thLargest Populations: 19,353rdMost Secular: 25,459thLargest Retail Industry: 27,581st
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the region

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