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Governor: The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

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Largest Black Market: 951st Most Nations: 999th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,824th
World Factbook Entry

Founded by New San Andreas Republic after a two-day absinthe and cocaine binge while listening to El Sonidito on repeat, Calexico-Mexicali is a region vaguely and ambigiously dedicated to the best of the West Coast United States and Mexico.

Wear a massive oversized sombrero, speak incomprehensible and poorly-translated Spanish, drink tequila, fire at random passer-bys because you're hallucinating them as massive 7-foot-tall humanoid crows, do what you like!

Our National Anthems: LinkEl Jarabe Tapatio / LinkEl Sonidito - Hechizeros Band / LinkPitbull (ft. Chris Brown) - International Love

Are there rules? No, not really to be honest. Just do as much drugs as I do and we'll see what happens.



Embassies: Fredonia, Guinea Kiribati, The Bar on the corner of every region, Gypsy Lands, Anglospheric Empire, The Everlasting Kawaii Empire, The Illuminati, Bus Stop, Zombieland, Home Depot, Osakaland, Lewisham, Nintendo, United Otter Emirates, Alesia, Princess Island, and 138 others.Neo Otaku Utopia, Regionless, United States of America, Minnesota, Union of South Africa, Iowa, South Carolina, Dublin, Illinois, 0000, Colorado, Massachusetts, North Dakota, Winnipeg, Train Station, Mexico City, Virginia, The Six Counties of Ulster, Mississippi, the Channel Islands, Georgia, United We Stand, Republic of China, North Carolina, Arizona, New Hampshire, Missouri, Cabo Verde, Washington, Nebraska, Just relax, Rhode Island, Prince Edward Island, Idaho, Cemetery, The Republic of California, Northwest Territories, Pennsylvania, Michigan, New Mexico, Chan Nations, Queensland, South China Sea, The Embassy, White House, Newfoundland and Labrador, Kingston, Kansas, Republic of Pirates, Nevada, Wyoming, Washington DC, Delaware, Maryland, State of New York, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Utah, Thanksgiving, Kentucky, Valentine Day, Underworld, Belfast, Edinburgh, Heavenly Palace, FIFA Lands, California, United League of Nations, Capitalist States, Veris Administrative Region, Nationstates Ski Resort, Chicken overlords, Bikini Islands, Council of Constructed Languages, Florida, The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality, Las Vegas, 1980s America, Long Island, Society of Commissioned Gentlemen, Republic of Cuba, Purgatory, the Alliance Headquarters, Miami, 404 Not Found, Reality, Groovy, Standardly Uniformed Shenanigans, Krillin, Redundant Realm of Redundancy, Organization of United Sovereign States, Brave New America, The Giraffe Federation, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Hadrians Wall, Corfu, Golden Eco Friendly, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Mobius, Montrandecs Neighbours, The Three Isles, The Gulf of Mexico, The Finntopian Region of DOOM, Dispatchia, Azur Rozen Europa, Pokemon World, Connections, Kommuland, The Northern Commonwealth, Rise Of Nations Wiki Alliance, Riftan Alliance, Mitteleuropa, Loony Bin, The Bunny Fire, One Collective Brain Cell, Allied Nations Treaty Organization, Dog Lake, God Only Knows Why This Region Exists, Mozambique, Colorado Springs, Trinidad and Tobago, Ethiopia, The Sweet Ubiquity, Easter, A Region Where Nothing Happened, New Year, Chessboard, Africa Union, San Andreas, The Bongos United, WHO HATES LIFE YOU DO I DOOO, Snowyland Lana, Serovski Mir 2022, Friendly Pacifists, Greater Temecula, True Waskaria, The Outer Rim, Southern Equatorial Council, and Pussy.

Tags: Casual, F7er, Liberal, Medium, Neutral, Parody, Post Apocalyptic, Puppet Storage, Silly, Snarky, and Surreal.

Calexico and Mexicali contains 20 nations, the 999th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Primitive in Calexico and Mexicali

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Calexico and Mexicali is ranked 17,572nd in the world for Most Primitive.

1.The Republic of CalimexAnarchy“The one and only”
2.The Kingdom of Simonisca Mirella NuellaNew York Times Democracy“From Many, One”
3.The Sun-Scorched NSAR Territory of NSAR Baja TerritoriesCapitalizt“Taxing and bureaucratic - now in the hot Baja sun!”
4.The USA's Most Violent Cops of Los Santos Police DepartmentIron Fist Consumerists“Obey & Survive”
5.The Dictatorship of Fuerzas Nacionales de DefensaPsychotic Dictatorship“You're a True Yaran. That terrified family of 4 isn't.”
6.The Reconstructed Wasteland of The New Nebraska RepublicCompulsory Consumerist State“Uniting the Midwestern Wasteland one state at a time!”
7.The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas RepublicInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!”
8.The Regret-Filled Park Rangers of Beaver Bush Ranger StationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Remember, campers: you can always be more bored!”
9.The Sri Lanka All Over Again of BayastaIron Fist Consumerists“तुनक तुनक तूँ, तुनक तुनक तूँ तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा”
10.The Disputed Territories of Calexico-Mexicali Border Patrol StationCorporate Police State“Honor First, Then Drugs and Partying After!”
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Calexico and Mexicali Regional Message Board

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The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

Burgerslandia wrote:erm.... what the sigma?

bro even low-efforts his posts in my region, smh
mods, remove his face, inject him with adrenaline and disembowel him

The Empire of Burgerslandia

New San Andreas Republic wrote:bro even low-efforts his posts in my region, smh
mods, remove his face, inject him with adrenaline and disembowel him

umm... your momma

The Glasburg Archipelago of Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries

Burgerslandia wrote:erm.... what the sigma?

This is a certified skibidi sigma pomni digital fortnite chamba free gigachad rizz omg floo xxxtentacion hotmail lionel ronaldo jr mewing chiquibai 3° xocas etesech golden toy puppet ohio ruben tuesta yt pro insano globo de texto 51 decadencia 777 classic

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE PRESCHOOL WITH THIS ONE FR FR ONG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The Empire of Burgerslandia

Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries wrote:This is a certified skibidi sigma pomni digital fortnite chamba free gigachad rizz omg floo xxxtentacion hotmail lionel ronaldo jr mewing chiquibai 3° xocas etesech golden toy puppet ohio ruben tuesta yt pro insano globo de texto 51 decadencia 777 classic

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE PRESCHOOL WITH THIS ONE FR FR ONG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

antares aircraft carrier sunk!

The Glasburg Archipelago of Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries

Man i love YT comment section (comment found on War thunder video. Spoilers because its cursed as hell, viewer discretion advised, it makes a perfect copypasta to spam discord servers with.)

Last week I was volunteering at a school camp for underprivileged kids, and on the last night, nearly all the boys were crowded in one of it bathrooms

Naturally, I had to push my way and see what all the commotion was about.

To my horror, one of the largest sh*ts I’ve ever seen was in there. The thing was legitimately like the size of an Arizona Ice Tea can in width, and probably 1.5x in length. This was a bunch of under 10 year old kids, too

It was remarkable. It was legendary. It also took 12 buckets of water to flush that thing down.

But it will go down in camp history I think

The Military-Police Junta of Karazicu

lads my parcel ended up in the people's republic of china

The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

WE'RE BARACK

IT'S NOT JOEVER

The Empire of Burgerslandia

ive conquered all the chippies..... im never gonna stop......

The Kingdom of Simonisca Mirella Nuella

Now that this nation is useless, I’m leaving soon.

The Oh boy here I go splerging of The Epic Notepad of GrangerAirstrike

Burgerslandia wrote:ive conquered all the chippies..... im never gonna stop......

Oh the humanity!

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