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Cartel Boss/Don/Big Daddy (Governor): The NCR-Ripoff and Bad Parody of New San Andreas Republic

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Founder: The NCR-Ripoff and Bad Parody of New San Andreas Republic

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,546th Most Nations: 2,590th
World Factbook Entry

Founded by New San Andreas Republic after a two-day absinthe and cocaine binge while listening to El Sonidito on repeat, Calexico-Mexicali is a region vaguely and ambigiously dedicated to the best of the Southwestern United States and parts of Mexico.

Wear a massive oversized sombrero, speak incomprehensible and poorly-translated Spanish, drink tequila, fire at random passer-bys because you're hallucinating them as massive 7-foot-tall humanoid crows, do what you like!

Our National Anthems: LinkEl Jarabe Tapatio / LinkEl Sonidito - Hechizeros Band / LinkAlika (ft. La Liga) - Yo Tengo El Don / LinkMeet Me Halfway - Black Eyed Peas

As of July 10th, 2026, this region is officially back from the goddamn dead! Again! Just a shame everyone's dead....



Embassies: Fredonia, Guinea Kiribati, The Bar on the corner of every region, Gypsy Lands, Anglospheric Empire, The Everlasting Kawaii Empire, The Illuminati, Bus Stop, Zombieland, Home Depot, Osakaland, Lewisham, Nintendo, United Otter Emirates, Alesia, Regionless, and 136 others.Princess Island, Neo Otaku Utopia, United States of America, Minnesota, Union of South Africa, Iowa, South Carolina, Dublin, Illinois, 0000, Colorado, Massachusetts, North Dakota, Winnipeg, Train Station, Mexico City, Virginia, The Six Counties of Ulster, Mississippi, the Channel Islands, Georgia, Republic of China, North Carolina, Arizona, New Hampshire, Missouri, Cabo Verde, Washington, Nebraska, Just relax, Rhode Island, Prince Edward Island, Idaho, Cemetery, The Republic of California, Northwest Territories, Pennsylvania, Michigan, New Mexico, Chan Nations, Queensland, State of New York, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, White House, Kingston, Kentucky, Newfoundland and Labrador, Kansas, Washington DC, South China Sea, Delaware, Republic of Pirates, Thanksgiving, Utah, The Embassy, Wyoming, Maryland, Nevada, Valentine Day, Underworld, Belfast, Edinburgh, Heavenly Palace, FIFA Lands, United League of Nations, Capitalist States, Nationstates Ski Resort, Chicken overlords, Bikini Islands, Council of Constructed Languages, Florida, The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality, Las Vegas, 1980s America, Long Island, Society of Commissioned Gentlemen, Republic of Cuba, Purgatory, the Alliance Headquarters, Miami, 404 Not Found, Standardly Uniformed Shenanigans, Krillin, Redundant Realm of Redundancy, Organization of United Sovereign States, Brave New America, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Hadrians Wall, Corfu, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Montrandecs Neighbours, The Three Isles, The Finntopian Region of DOOM, Dispatchia, Azur Rozen Europa, Pokemon World, The Northern Commonwealth, Rise Of Nations Wiki Alliance, Riftan Alliance, Mitteleuropa, Loony Bin, The Bunny Fire, Dog Lake, God Only Knows Why This Region Exists, Mozambique, Colorado Springs, Trinidad and Tobago, Ethiopia, The Sweet Ubiquity, New Year, Chessboard, Africa Union, The Bongos United, Snowyland Lana, The Outer Rim, Pecan Sandies, Corporate Sector W29, The Sands, The Region Game, Hell, The Meme Must Go On, Panketa Aerqyh, The new region, Multiversal Treaty Organization, F7 Cliches and Community, True Waskaria, Grand Theft Auto V, Regio, Neo Angel Island, The Weasel Mob, steaming pile of hot TRASH, Random region I made, Neo Fractured Angel Islands, Leonida, True Duck people, and Vristic.

Tags: Casual, F7er, Liberal, Neutral, Parody, Post Apocalyptic, Puppet Storage, Silly, Small, Snarky, and Surreal.

Calexico and Mexicali contains 6 nations, the 2,590th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Insurance Industry in Calexico and Mexicali

The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.

As a region, Calexico and Mexicali is ranked 19,089th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

1.The Most Serene Republic of ShinesparkAnarchy“A Shining Hill, Not For You.”
2.The Minority Quotas of Los Santos Police DepartmentIron Fist Consumerists“Obey & Survive”
3.The NCR-Ripoff and Bad Parody of New San Andreas RepublicInoffensive Centrist Democracy“A taxed people is a begrudgingly complacent people!”
4.The Struggling Texan City-State of Gran HoustoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Country With No Limit”
5.The Military-Police Junta of KarazicuIron Fist Consumerists“my honest reaction”
6.The 1980s Miami-Vice Coke Dream of Vice City Police DepartmentCorporate Police State“Come on, wise guy! Give it a shot!”

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Calexico and Mexicali Regional Message Board

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The Glasburg Archipelago of Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries

HOW ARE YOU GUYS STILL ALIVE (I just respawned)

The Glasburg Archipelago of Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries

and didnt Karazicu CTE or

The NCR-Ripoff and Bad Parody of New San Andreas Republic

Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries wrote:and didnt Karazicu CTE or

Can't remember but he was like the only one when there when I CTE'd. Then I respawned myself, and at some point Tri-City Bay/Tri City Cops respawned. We're still pretty tiny though.

The Military-Police Junta of Karazicu

New San Andreas Republic wrote:Can't remember but he was like the only one when there when I CTE'd. Then I respawned myself, and at some point Tri-City Bay/Tri City Cops respawned. We're still pretty tiny though.

I actually came in as Tri-City Bay CTE'd and the region was completely empty. This region would be gone entirely if it weren't for me swooping in.

The NCR-Ripoff and Bad Parody of New San Andreas Republic

Karazicu wrote:I actually came in as Tri-City Bay CTE'd and the region was completely empty. This region would be gone entirely if it weren't for me swooping in.

carefully, he's a hero - Spider-Man 2

The NCR-Ripoff and Bad Parody of New San Andreas Republic

I'd make this region a Frontier or something to actually breathe fresh life into it and make it a region that actually matters, but then it'll get raided in like a day by somebody so my paranoid ass isn't giving up supreme dictatorial power as the Cartel lord.

The Military-Police Junta of Karazicu

New San Andreas Republic wrote:I'd make this region a Frontier or something to actually breathe fresh life into it and make it a region that actually matters, but then it'll get raided in like a day by somebody so my paranoid ass isn't giving up supreme dictatorial power as the Cartel lord.

Yeah honestly I think we should keep the region as is, I don't see how we could stop the raiders ruining our fun, we're pretty small as is.

The NCR-Ripoff and Bad Parody of New San Andreas Republic

Karazicu wrote:Yeah honestly I think we should keep the region as is, I don't see how we could stop the raiders ruining our fun, we're pretty small as is.

Only real advertising is just posting in the forums with it in my sig like I do, other than wasting my hard-earned dough on pointless recruitment TGs, we're probably stuck as the tight-knit and loving family that the Cartel is.

The Military-Police Junta of Karazicu

New San Andreas Republic wrote:Only real advertising is just posting in the forums with it in my sig like I do, other than wasting my hard-earned dough on pointless recruitment TGs, we're probably stuck as the tight-knit and loving family that the Cartel is.

I for one represent us in F7's Kool Kidz Klub.

The NCR-Ripoff and Bad Parody of New San Andreas Republic

Karazicu wrote:I for one represent us in F7's Kool Kidz Klub.

Now I'm beginning to wonder why I never see that in the forums anywhere: I'm an official member of the KKK: join us today! :D

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