Population | 3.801 billion |
Capital | Vinewood Police Station |
Leader | Chief of Police Roland |
Currency | US dollar |
Animal | one-headed beaver |
The USA's Most Violent Cops of Los Santos Police Department is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chief of Police Roland with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.801 billion police officers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinewood Police Station. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.
The strong LSPD economy, worth 187 trillion US dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,317 US dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, elections have been outlawed, Los Santos Police Department has designated Vinewood Police Station as its capital city, and Chief of Police Roland has just been declared ruler of Los Santos Police Department in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Santos Police Department's national animal is the one-headed beaver.
Los Santos Police Department is ranked 73,714th in the world and 1st in Calexico and Mexicali for Most Stationary, with 641.8687905926 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Los Santos Police Department's influence in Calexico and Mexicali fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Los Santos Police Department's influence in Calexico and Mexicali rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Los Santos Police Department's influence in Calexico and Mexicali rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Los Santos Police Department's influence in Calexico and Mexicali fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Los Santos Police Department's influence in Calexico and Mexicali rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Los Santos Police Department's influence in Calexico and Mexicali rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Los Santos Police Department lodged a message on the Calexico and Mexicali Regional Message Board.
- : Los Santos Police Department's influence in Calexico and Mexicali fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Los Santos Police Department's influence in Calexico and Mexicali rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Los Santos Police Department was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Bundesrepublik ukraine, killing 28 million zombies.