The Roman-Cosplaying Enslavers of Caligulas Legion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Caligula with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.752 billion Legionaries are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caligulapolis. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Legion economy, worth 101 trillion Legion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 27,052 Legion coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, citizens wouldn't recognise Emperor Caligula if they passed one another on the street, Caligulas Legion has designated Caligulapolis as its capital city, and Emperor Caligula has just been declared ruler of Caligulas Legion in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caligulas Legion's national animal is the Legion bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caligulas Legion is ranked 99,253^rd in the world and 5^th in Calexico and Mexicali for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.96 law-abiding acts per hour.