The Democratic Socialist Union of The New Nordic Union is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by the Executive Council of the Union with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.054 billion Northerners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keypmannahavn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordic economy, worth a remarkable 5,174 trillion Krónas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 234,642 Krónas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The New Nordic Union recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, they who do not work shall not eat, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and The Executive Council of the Union is emphatic that The New Nordic Union's HDI is much higher than it seems (The New Nordic Union has found 5 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. The New Nordic Union's national animal is the Goshawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The New Nordic Union is ranked 307,094^th in the world and 851^st in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 2.07 Obesity Rate.