The Holy Kingdom of Zion Imperium is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Yitzchak Winternitz III with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.818 billion Zionish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swanage. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zionish economy, worth a remarkable 2,589 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,081 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, you can touch grass without leaving your computer, organ donation is compulsory, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zion Imperium's national animal is the Cedar Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zion Imperium is ranked 3,297^th in the world and 74^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 135.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.